Toxn Posted March 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Enthiran. That is all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXHveyzUvY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life_In_Black Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Still not as manly as this: Many horses died to bring you this movie. Figured I'd post this here in case you missed it on TS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alluda_Majaka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCosmonaut Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Jeeps_Guns_Tanks, Donward and LoooSeR 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 It appears that the classic film "Dolemite" has been uploaded in its entirety to youtube. Let the rejoicing commence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x99hdLc0HU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virdea Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 I give you without exception, the movie that was so bad that after airing in it Lithuania the entire population voted to reunite with Russia, the movie that Kim Jong Um called, "my sort of flick", the film that broke all the rules, then made up twenty new rules and broke them, the film that the Dahli Lama declared he would rather torture a nun than watch again, The film that the laws of 41 nations and four terrorists groups make a mortal sin to embed in a web pages, the cinema experience that define Gary Busey's career as finally over. I give you GHOST ROCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 You see, Gary, if you flick your wrist when you shoot revolver, you will make boolits go faster and always hit the target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 That looks magically bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virdea Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 You see, Gary, if you flick your wrist when you shoot revolver, you will make boolits go faster and always hit the target. If you watch the movie you learn a lot about tactics. 1. Three guys almost always line up in a row for a center of mass shot that kills all three. Despite being in enfilade with each other, they will still be shooting at you. 2. When presented with an off-axis threat the best way to engage it is to do a to a quarter-spin barrel roll from standing position to land on your stomach. 3. When under cover and presented with a target, the best way to engage the target is to leave cover, do a shoulder roll, and engage the enemy with a snap shot. 4a. When naked in a bath and armed only with two revolver, the best defensive move when assaulted by 15 armed men is to leave your bath and shoot it out while walking down the hall. 4b. Of course, those revolvers you always take into your bath with you are pretty reliable considering. 4c. Considering she shoots 16 times, I am left to worry about where her spare ammo was kept. 4d. And of course, when presented with two targets on either side the skilled pistoleer engaged them by crossing his/her arms and shooting double off-handed. 4e. Damn good gas seal on the one she has pressed to her chest. Last Frontier I shot burned by hand a little. 4f. Guys bath with pants and hat on. 5. When caught in the open and under fire from multiple targets, the best solution is to advance parallel with those targets, spinning as you move, firing each quarter turn. The spinning confuses the hell out of them. 6. When facing a gunman mano y mano, the most accurate way to engage them is to leap in the air shooting two revolvers at the same time. Likely they will do the same. More than likely you will land four feet from each other with a thud, and have to engage in some western martial arts. 7a. Capoeira is the most common martial art practiced by the western outlaw in the 1880s. 7b. Be careful, the bartender, prostitutes, and the guy who empties the outhouse are experts at it. 8. A man running who is shot in the chest will have enough energy to continue running 20 paces and dive off a porch, breaking the banister. 9. James Hong - for when you cannot afford both comedy relief and Mr. Miagi, combine it into one character. 10. Adrienne Barbeau. Remember when she was married to Carpenter and did not have it take this sort of role? 11. One liners. Did gunfighters in the west have personal writers? The worst: no it is not a comedy. They are serious with this thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khand-e Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 If you watch the movie you learn a lot about tactics. 1. Three guys almost always line up in a row for a center of mass shot that kills all three. Despite being in enfilade with each other, they will still be shooting at you. Hmm, why does this sound familiar? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virdea Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKu_bwMoYE&feature=youtu.be Khand-e 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khand-e Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Very good, but I much prefer this review. (Actually, all of his reviews really when he's in character as Plinkett.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Blame collimatrix for linking me to Cracked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 That particular Cracked article wasn't terrible and is probably the best thing that website has published in two or three years. Sturgeon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 *Five or six years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xlucine Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Blame collimatrix for linking me to Cracked. The reddit thread they linked to is utterly terrible. I don't know what I expected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Today I was reminded of the 1982 film "The Forbidden Zone" directed by Richard Elfman (brother to famous film score composer Danny Elfman). Jeeps_Guns_Tanks and Donward 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 The late Don LaFontaine could make any movie sound awesome in the trailers. Also, we can thank Futurama for making "The Forbidden Zone" relevant again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 LoooSeR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Cannibalism! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashbotUS Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 The latest Fantastic 4 movie was incredibad. Think worse than the first one but without Jessica Alba to look at. Glad I saw it for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 The only good Fantastic 4 movie was called "The Incredibles". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashbotUS Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 I liked The Incredibles but my company had an ad partnership with Pixar during those movies and got enough Incredibles to last me 48 lifetimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamefurDispray Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Watched Minions the other day with a friend. Despicable Me was much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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