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Oedipus Wreckx-n-Effect

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    Let's Talk Dark Souls

    Managed to knock out a speedrun of DS3 today. Came in at 1 hour 53 minutes. Under two hours, which was my goal. But it could be WAY better. It was a glitchless speedrun, so everything was legit. I died like 5 times to Yohrm for some fucking reason. Then another 5 times to Soul of Cinder. A couple of random deaths that were stupid, and I could easily optimize the movements. But the route is pretty decent so far. I'll give it another go sometime soon. Might have to download some recording software or split timers to get serious with the speedrunning. Also, I had some fun fights last night.
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    Let's Talk Dark Souls

    First, everyone needs to be caught up on the story. Dark Souls 3 comes out in twenty days. Thus I have twenty days before my life is consumed once again by the flame. Dark Souls 1 PVP: Pivot Backstabs Dark Souls 2 PVP: spin spin spin R1 katana spam spin spin Dark souls 3 PVP: ????? Praise the sun, The Fluffy Tail, and may we never have another boss fight like The Bed of Chaos.
  3. The new Batman game use actual footage of the Russian Diplomat assassination from last year. Skip to 10:20
  4. After seeing the rampant crack down on speech in the UK, I decided that more should be done than just Thoughts and Prayers. I know that it's a scary time for our UK members. Knowing that what you say on the internet can put you on the wrong side of a Bobby's nightstick, well, I find that despicable. So I've created this place for all your impure or degenerate thoughts. Here's how it works. Perhaps you want to say something "offensive". Instead of saying it yourself, you can message any US member of this forum and have them act as your avatar of avarice. For example, say you had a particularly heinous fish and chips at the local pub. You may want to say, "Oi, that cheeky fucker Barnaby William can't do a proper chip if he had a fryer for hands!" This on it's own could send you straight to jail for defamation. Moreso, if instead of chips that sent you reeling it happened to be a kebab from Omar down the street. Now your crime has gone from offensive to racially insensitive! Anytime such an urge comes along, call on your ex colonial friends. We will translate and post your complaint for all the world to revel in, free of charge! I personally think Omar should learn to pull the fucking kebab off heat before it's crisper than his wife's crotch and blacker than his beard. That tosser! See? Don't you feel better? And now, no one will be knocking on your door, serving you with a summons for being a racist git.
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    The terrible movies and reviews thread

    The trailer ruined the movie for me. I know there will probably be a very tense moment where a woman must not make noise even through the pains of contractions. But what piased me off the most in the trailer was the kid's little toy. He stops and decided to play with it. Ok, so your entire society has been filled by these creatures (somehow) and you know exactly how they hunt. Why in the world would you allow your child to own a toy that makes sound?
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    Let's Talk Dark Souls

    This is a good tutorial of what I was talking about in chat. Also, I love killing Havels.
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    What is Genocide?

    Reminds me of something I saw today.
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    Your Gun Porn Thread

    Tested some ammo today. @Ulric, let's compare some Prvi 7.62x39 to some Wolf 7.62x39. Both are softpoint loads that I've purchased. The wolf is cheaper, but how much better is the Prvi? Does it really justify the cost? At the range, I unboxed the Prvi and got a laugh. Look how dumpy these things are! So much room for activties. I had my doubts after seeing the bullets. These loadings are both 125 grains. First, let's see how the Wolf did. Five shot group. 100 yards, 4x scope, Ruger American. Some drift. I shot a few 5-shot groups, and they all looked about like this. Nothing special, but decently accurate for blaster-fodder. And the Prvi? Whew that's a bit better. Dumpy round or no, it's a bit more accurate. I'm happy with it.
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    The Meteorology Thread: I Want to Get Off March 2018's Wild Ride

    That seems odd. Why not just wait a decade to use them? People would have mostly forgotten by then anyway. Not that it matters. Soon we will see the rally-cries for more and more ethnic-sounding names. I for one am holding out for Tropical Storm Jamal.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    I've been thinking this lately as well.
  12. Probably because this administration isn't silencing people with death threats? I much prefer this administration to one who's whistleblowers end up killing themselves with two bullets to the back of the head, or perhaps who get mugged and stabbed to death in the streets but still have their wallets on them.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    All I'm hearing is that there's a massive untapped talent base out there that needs a recruiter or four.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Oh I agree. As this would also prep the next generation for a career in major league baseball. Which is undoubtedly safer than football.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    As ludicrous as it is, it is at least a step in the right direction.
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    Let's Talk Dark Souls

    Great kill from tonight. My game was off due to being sick, but I found this fight particularly satisfying.
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    General news thread

    I've never seen a black person scuba diving.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Right wing nutjobs are always talking about getting training and education when it comes to firearms, like THAT'S going to solve anything. Guns are guns and self defense is pretty fucking clear-cut. Right?
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    GOTTA GO FAST (Speedrunning)

    Speedrunning video games is really interesting to me, and maybe someone else in this forum. To speedrun a game is to beat the game (or the challenge in particular, All Bosses, *insert weapon here* only) as quickly as possible. This can be done regularly or with glitches that are naturally occurring within the game (Glitchless vs Any%). We'll start with one of my favorite series, Dark Souls. Want retro? Here's a great Super Mario Bros speedrun. This one is great, because his grand mother is there cheering him on. Maybe Super Mario 64? This run blows my damned mind. Like First Person shooters? Here's Halo: CE on Legendary. And Halo 3, Legendary as well.
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    GOTTA GO FAST (Speedrunning)

    Grand Poo Bear speedrunning a romhack that was designed especially for him. It's a great romhack, and he pulls a great time.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    These are the people who would be, for the most part, enforcing gun bans and confiscation.