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Oedipus Wreckx-n-Effect

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    The UK Brave Space For Shitposting and Other Opinions Thread

    Happiness is a warm gun, man. (Bang bang shoot shoot) And people made fun of Mike Pence for not allowing himself to be alone in a room with a woman who wasn't his wife.
  2. After seeing the rampant crack down on speech in the UK, I decided that more should be done than just Thoughts and Prayers. I know that it's a scary time for our UK members. Knowing that what you say on the internet can put you on the wrong side of a Bobby's nightstick, well, I find that despicable. So I've created this place for all your impure or degenerate thoughts. Here's how it works. Perhaps you want to say something "offensive". Instead of saying it yourself, you can message any US member of this forum and have them act as your avatar of avarice. For example, say you had a particularly heinous fish and chips at the local pub. You may want to say, "Oi, that cheeky fucker Barnaby William can't do a proper chip if he had a fryer for hands!" This on it's own could send you straight to jail for defamation. Moreso, if instead of chips that sent you reeling it happened to be a kebab from Omar down the street. Now your crime has gone from offensive to racially insensitive! Anytime such an urge comes along, call on your ex colonial friends. We will translate and post your complaint for all the world to revel in, free of charge! I personally think Omar should learn to pull the fucking kebab off heat before it's crisper than his wife's crotch and blacker than his beard. That tosser! See? Don't you feel better? And now, no one will be knocking on your door, serving you with a summons for being a racist git.
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    The UK Brave Space For Shitposting and Other Opinions Thread

    Seriously. I've asked lewder things from @Sturgeon.
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    European Union common defense thread

    I don't have that many crayons or finger puppets.
  5. I really starting to suspect that someone saw a chance to make a lot of money off of the Trump hatred train, and ran with it.
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    The UK Brave Space For Shitposting and Other Opinions Thread

    I was really expecting more from a 21k dollar balloon, you wankers.
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    General news thread

    Yeah well NATO sucks ass.
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    European Union common defense thread

    I'm enjoying how scared the European countries are getting now that Trump is calling them on their NATO support.
  9. Fascinating. And you're still here? Able to post? Amid this den of autism?
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    General news thread

    Do you have a permit for that graph??
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/R8EO1Sc Glad this is making the rounds.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Socialism is whatever I fuckin say it is, because that's progressive.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Now you're thinking with Socialism tm!
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    The UK Brave Space For Shitposting and Other Opinions Thread

    Happy Colonial Treason day to all of our UK Serfs "Citizens"!
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    The SH Ski/Snowboard Thread

    It works in Japan. But then again, a lot of things work in Japan that shouldn't. @LostCosmonaut I convinced my wife to go skiing with me this winter. Bwahahahah.
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    Terror Attacks and Active Shooter Events Thread

    Was going to post, but life's been busy. The amount of posturing by CNN about shotguns has been really entertaining. Listening to them try to explain them like they are the newest most advanced murder machines ("that he purchased legally!") Only discredits their opinions further. Still sad. Trump said some nice things. Guy was a nutjob. In a population of size X there will be a percentage Y of nutjob.
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    United States Gun Control Megathread

    The gun control debate rages on in the minds and mouths of only the most educated (read: Woke) youths.
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    General news thread

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    General news thread

    Seattle cops flee force in mass exodus due to frustrations with the city's politics @Donward
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    General news thread

    @Donward
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    I Learned Something Today

    You're not an actual country until you have these tbh. Today I learned that George Orwell is a pen name.
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    The UK Brave Space For Shitposting and Other Opinions Thread

    Invoking the image of The Ears just cost you $20.
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    The UK Brave Space For Shitposting and Other Opinions Thread

    Sounds as poorly enacted as American gun laws.
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