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Ulric

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  1. Ulric

    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Tin foil hat time! This guy just settled a case with the Feds, and was then sued again after that victory, could he have fallen into a trap? The Fed doesn't like it when they lose, just sayin'. Not saying that what is reported isn't what happened, but more information is needed on this one. Sexual behavior traps are in vogue right now, it would seem.
  2. Ulric

    WoT v WT effort-thread

    Fly too close, catch dart to the face. Stay far away, take missile up the ass.
  3. Ulric

    WoT v WT effort-thread

    Well, I learned how to be a massive faggot today: You sit 3km away from your targets and stuff 900mm pen TOW II missiles into their sides and back. I also learned how to counter people being massive faggots: You fire 9M112 Kobra ATGMs right back at them when they are hovering 3km away. Also, dank "unguided" meme for shooting down a helicopter with a guided missiles.
  4. Ulric

    General news thread

    Reference Count Dankula. Context is a thing of the past. We live in a post context world.
  5. I might have something lying around.
  6. Ulric

    WoT v WT effort-thread

    If you want a tank game, it's way better than WoT, and AW isn't even on the map. There is some shit that they need to fix, for sure, but the problems that WT has are no where near as bad as WoT (except the Nazi bias, good god Gaijin guzzles wehraspooge)
  7. Ulric

    General news thread

    Holodomor, Great Leap Forward, etc. I mean, they didn't intentionally use starvation as a method of execution, but they also starved a lot of people to death. Edit: fixed spelling.
  8. Ulric

    General news thread

    I could see paint thinner huffing morons believing that, but if that was the case, it's the least effective concentration/extermination camp in human history. They aren't even starving them to death like Communists would do, or extracting meaningful labour out of them.
  9. Ulric

    General news thread

    In what world is calling the Israeli Military the Waffen SS even handed? Am I missing the firing squads, gas trucks, forced labour camps, confiscation of all valuables (including gold teeth), and extermination camps? How about the fucked up medical experiments? The only people who do not want a two state solution are the Palestinians. Like the Nazis, the Palestinians want to exterminate the Jews, they do not want to coexist with them. After everything that happened in world war two, I don't blame Israel for being extremely hostile to anyone who wants to remove them from existence. "Never again" is a very powerful motivator. That doesn't even get into how insulting it is to compare Jews to Nazis, but that's such a minor point here that it hardly matters. I would say that it would trigger some SJWs, but they hate Israel, too. How many times did your drunken mother drop you on your head as a child? Is that why your name is Sgt Sqaurehead?
  10. Ulric

    General news thread

    The world is a fucked up place. This whole western utopian ideal of civility and "human rights" is just a pipe dream. Humans are tribal animals, and the threat of violence against each other is what makes people behave in a "civil" manor towards each other. This can be manifest through religion or other values, but ultimately it is the threat of violence. The threat of violence in religion comes from the notion of divine punishment. I have a hard time saying anything other than "fuck the rest of this shit hole world, humans are the architects of their own misery." Oh look, some ethnic group mistreats another ethic group that is hostile towards them! Fucking surprise! Oh wow, this breeds further hostility! Fucking surprise! I'm just going to sit in the bigliest ivory tower that is the United Fucking States of Fucking America and say fuck them all. Unitil humans can rise above the level of being violent apes pandering to our own id, shit that offends our ego is going to continue to happen. The strong devour the weak, either by liquidation or subjugation, and that's how it is. Natural selection is a bitch to the weak. PS: I may have had a fair amount of vodka (for maximum Russian collusion)
  11. Hey, let's run a story that incorrectly implies wrongdoing on the part of our political opponents, then after it's peaked and people have moved on to other news we can quietly issue a correction that only a small percentage of the original readership will see!
  12. Ulric

    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Don't worry, we still have "arm braces"
  13. This is one of those cases where I could see a legit reason for an insanity plea.
  14. And after all that he still missed! Well, more that he was just aiming too low.
  15. So much for my antimatter power plants, I guess.
  16. Alternative energy is the future! That's why we need all of these heavy government subsides and regulatory exceptions for them. How else are politicians supposed to get that sweet sweet green energy graft to siphon off into their campaign coffers.
  17. So, as you guessed, this thread is primarily for the STALKER series, including mods and what not, as well as STALKEResque games. So, lets start with a screenshot from the Cordon in Lost Alpha 1.3003 I downloaded and installed the latest Lost Alpha patch. The last time I played Lost Alpha, the story line was poo, and in typical STALKER fashion, it was "buggier than a crack whore with the sniffles", to quote Yahtzee. However, it does deliver some of the best environments and game play atmosphere that I have seen in a long damn time. My first thought that I had as I was romping around the Cordon was the striking similarity to the 1979 film, in terms of the lush vegetation and terrain. They go on further to integrate bits and set pieces from multiplayer maps, other games in the series, as well as content that was cut from the original game during development. Remember all those highly detailed parts on your map that where just part of the satellite photo and not actually playable area? Yeah, those have been added in. Also, many of the original maps have been heavily reworked, and I would say improved.
  18. Ulric

    WoT v WT effort-thread

    Aircraft SP is staying the same.
  19. Ulric

    WoT v WT effort-thread

    @Sturgeon This may be of interest to you. In the recent test notes for the upcoming patch the developers have stated that they are going to reduce the SP cost of tanks by 1/2 and make reserve vehicles free. This should definitely make RB more enjoyable.
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    WoT v WT effort-thread

    nice looking at the market, I should have just bought the plane, since it is selling for so much. Easily a 3x ROI.
  21. Ulric

    United States Gun Control Megathread

    Jesus Christ, it was a joke. A light hearted jab. No need to get your panties in a bunch.
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