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    Lostwingman reacted to Collimatrix in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    I personally theorize that Trump lured Lindsey Graham into his office on some pretext.
     
    Suddenly, three of Trump's old WWE wrestler buddies sprang out and locked the door.  Then they put Graham into a sleeper hold and suplexed him into the floor.  Then, for good measure, they hit him with folding chairs for a while.
     
    Then two held him down on the ground while one of them yelled in his face.  "DO YOU FEEL WEAK?!  ARE YOU ANGRY YET?!  AM I GOING TO HAVE TO HIT YOU SOME MORE SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF THE PAIN?!"
     
    And Lindsey Graham cried and maybe wet himself a bit.
     
    The yelling wrestler continued.  "YOU ARE ESTRANGED FROM YOUR PRIMAL NATURE?!  WHERE IS YOUR FORCEFUL WILL?!  WILL YOU MERELY ACCEPT THE COLD HAND OF OBLIVION?!"
     
    The wrestler started slapping the senator and shaking him.
     
    "YOU WOULDN'T LIFT A FINGER IF I KILLED YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IN YOUR GUTS YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD?!  WHY DIE A THOUSAND TIMES IF YOU CAN'T EVEN LIVE ONCE?!  WHY DO YOU TORMENT YOURSELF THIS WAY?!"
     
    By this point the senator could only make muffled choking sounds.
     
    "WELL GUESS WHAT LITTLE BUDDY?!  IT'S TIME TO FIGHT?!  I'M GOING TO MAKE A REAL BERSERKER OUT OF YOU?!"
     
    The wrestler pulled out a syringe and a cotton pad swabbed in rubbing alcohol.
     
    "THIS IS A SALINE SOLUTION OF COCAINE AND STEROIDS?!  WE'RE GOING TO REPEAT THIS LITTLE PROCEDURE UNTIL YOU ARE MAD ENOUGH AND BAD ENOUGH TO UNLEASH YOUR FIGHTING SPUNK ON THE UNSUSPECTING MASSES?!  DO YOU GET ME?!"
     
    Trump just sat silently for this entire episode, smirking above steepled fingers.
  2. Metal
    Lostwingman reacted to Belesarius in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed frequently, for the same reason.
     
  3. Tank You
    Lostwingman reacted to Belesarius in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Its not that she's too moderate. It's that she's too much of a career political shitlord. She's long time dirty as fuck establishment, just like much of anyone who's been in Washington for longer than 2 terms.
     
  4. Tank You
    Lostwingman reacted to Jeeps_Guns_Tanks in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    So, just what do the idiot democrats want to be investigated? All the witnesses refute her story! All she has is character references and a few people who can say, she mentioned it, a few years ago, never using Kavanaugh name.    Based on that, and not knowing a date, time or location, they literally have nothing to investigate. 
     
    It's also clear, that cunt Di Fi, hid Ford's letter from the committee so she had something to spring on them at the last minute and fuck Ford wanting to be anonymous. Diane Feinstein is an embarrassment to the human race, who is so old and senile, she probably forgot she leaked it. She just straight up lied right to the American people. 
     
    I listened to almost the whole thing, and at first the Reps seemed weak, but the prosecutor did chip away enough at Fords credibility, to make it seem like her calling out she can 100% identify Kavanaugh, but basically nothing else of substance. What she said about memory doesn't fit with the current science. Basically, she came off as a confused, weird woman, who probably had his name planted in her memory at best and does not actually remember as well as she claims, or a political hack/operative at worst. But this all leave the Dems with no sound bites of big-name reps attacking a "victim".   Kavanaugh came out of the corner strong, handled the questions well, and the Dems almost universally came off as assholes. 
     
    I think this is a win. 
     
    The one fact that came out of this that no one can dispute, is that Diane Feinstein played games with the committee and fucked both Ford and Kavanaugh, so she could delay the whole process. Normally this would have all been handled in secret, as Ford had requested. 
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    Lostwingman got a reaction from Jeeps_Guns_Tanks in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Oh yea, that was absolutely clear from finding out that Ford grew up in the DC suburbs and went to one of the all girl prep schools there. I can imagine that part of the credibility was that Kavenaugh grew up in the same area. All I can hope for is that he's competent and principled. So far, that's what I'm seeing. Especially in the face of this hysterical smear campaign.
     
    It's weird actually liking him. 
     
     
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    Lostwingman got a reaction from Belesarius in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    I thought it was product placement since Coke doesn't use gofundme.
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    Lostwingman got a reaction from Sturgeon in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Lindsey Graham's balls sure have dropped since McCain died holy fuck.
     

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    Lostwingman got a reaction from Ramlaen in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Lindsey Graham's balls sure have dropped since McCain died holy fuck.
     

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    Lostwingman reacted to Ulric in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    From a disconnected view of this situation, it's hilarious. They strategy goes from "delay for procedural reasons" to "he might have groped a drunk chick 36 years ago" to "he was the Mastermind behind a serial rape gang that terrorized DC in the 80s".
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    Lostwingman reacted to Oedipus Wreckx-n-Effect in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    https://www.texastribune.org/2013/07/24/city-el-paso-lacks-voice-hispanic-caucus/
     
     Paso Lawmaker Can't Join Hispanic Caucus; Some Seek Rule Change
      Despite representing a district whose constituents are overwhelmingly Hispanic, U.S. Rep. Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, D-El Paso, is ineligible for membership in the Congressional Hispanic Caucus. Some say that should change.
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    Lostwingman reacted to Ramlaen in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Turns out that Texas District 19 with the upset R win is a hispanic majority.
     
    https://censusreporter.org/profiles/61000US48019-state-senate-district-19-tx/
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    Lostwingman reacted to Ramlaen in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Having multiple printings is just as likely a sign of a publisher playing it safe than it is of a book being very popular without any numbers given.
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    Lostwingman reacted to Donward in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Credibility with who?
     
    Credibility with people in a profession who stand in a mud puddle while on camera, making believe they're fighting off hurricane force winds?
     
    The profession that breathlessly reports on Nikki Haley's curtains and then has to grovel and issue a retraction because the narrative didn't match the carpet?
     
    He has credibility in an institution that relies solely on "unnamed sources" for even the most routine of stories and which can't even get the "Who" right when reporting on "Who, What, Where, When, Why"
     
    He has credibility in a profession whose trustworthiness with the American public consistently ranks below that of used car salesmen?
     
    He has credibility in the DC media/cable news/Sunday talk show crowd which has shown itself to be completely incapable of writing anything factual about the President whether its misreporting on when the Trump campaign having access to Wikileaks emails, or Trump removing the bust of mlk from the White House or even how he feeds a bunch of god damn sacred carp in Japan.
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    Lostwingman got a reaction from Jeeps_Guns_Tanks in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    "three unidentified US officials and two other people briefed on the investigation told NBC"
     

  17. Metal
    Lostwingman reacted to LostCosmonaut in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    If your preferred energy source isn't nuclear just get the fuck out.
     
     
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    Lostwingman reacted to Sturgeon in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Oh, what you'd rather we have prosecuted it like Vietnam, I suppose?
     
    BTW, that article was written by noted right-wing shill... Christopher Hitchens?
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    Lostwingman got a reaction from LoooSeR in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Mein sides.
     
    The damage the media is doing to the mental health of people in this country would be funny if I didn't have to live with these people.
  20. Metal
    Lostwingman reacted to Belesarius in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2018/09/05/mattis-to-spicer-ive-killed-people-for-a-living-if-you-call-me-again-im-going-to-f-king-send-you-to-afghanistan/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=Socialflow+AIR
     
    LULZ.
     
  21. Tank You
    Lostwingman reacted to Ulric in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    Please, just because the Clinton foundation / Clinton global initiative received (hundreds of?) Millions of dollars from various Saudis interests during her tenure as secretary of state is irrelevant. Also, nice Soviet propaganda whataboutism there. You must be a Russian agent as well for using KGB tactics to try and steer the conversation off topic. The only topic that we are allowed to talk about is what punishment Donald Trump should receive for colluding with the Russians, because that's a major crime!
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    Lostwingman reacted to Donward in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    There is more direct evidence linking McCain to Russian meddling than Trump.
     
    There is more direct evidence linking the Clintons to Russian meddling than the President.
     
    But Trump hosted the Miss Universe pageant one year in Moscow and made a funny one-liner about the Russkies finding Hillary’s e-mails so clearly he is a Putin stooge.
  23. Tank You
    Lostwingman reacted to Ramlaen in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    I fear that this is another "no justice no peace", where justice equates Trump being found guilty no matter what the truth is.
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    Lostwingman reacted to Donward in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    And the birth certificate thing could have been put to rest in 24 hours, or 3 business days tops.
     
    But Obama WANTED the Republicans to chase that red herring for six years.
  25. Tank You
    Lostwingman reacted to Oedipus Wreckx-n-Effect in Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help   
    The biggest thing I'm surprised about all of this anti-president stuff?
     
    It didn't happen with Obama. Not nearly to the extent. The whole birth certificate business now seems so incredibly quaint.
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