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6 hours ago, Donward said:

NYPD cop shoves her dirty panties down co-worker’s mouth, says he has a small dick.

 

https://nypost.com/2018/10/22/panty-stuffing-nypd-boss-insulted-little-d-k-cop-complaint/

I'm betwixt and between on this...

 

On one small, shameful hand I find the turnaround somewhat amusing and ironic.

On about 10 other hands, keep your fucking dirty underwear to yourself, and don't sexually harass your co workers you twat.  And she should probably be fired.  I'd say she'd probably be charged with sexual assault here in Canada.

 

 

 

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Pumpkin-fueled crime spree smashes 50 car windows, lands Grants Pass teens in jail

 

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/10/pumpkin-fueled_crime_spree_sma.html

 

"It sounds like there was probably alcohol involved and just a bunch of stupid decisions," Lt. Misty English told The Oregonian/OregonLive.

 

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The destructive duo would then hurl the ill-gotten gourds through car windows, often pulverizing them, according to authorities. Damages reported by victims have come in around $30,000 and continue to climb, English said.

 

The suspects may have gotten away with it too, had they not carried out the alleged wave of vandalism in a gold Buick with a large dent in one side, police say.

 

"That made it pretty easy to recognize," English said. 

 

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7 hours ago, Donward said:

Pumpkin-fueled crime spree smashes 50 car windows, lands Grants Pass teens in jail

 

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/10/pumpkin-fueled_crime_spree_sma.html

 

"It sounds like there was probably alcohol involved and just a bunch of stupid decisions," Lt. Misty English told The Oregonian/OregonLive.

 

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The destructive duo would then hurl the ill-gotten gourds through car windows, often pulverizing them, according to authorities. Damages reported by victims have come in around $30,000 and continue to climb, English said.

 

The suspects may have gotten away with it too, had they not carried out the alleged wave of vandalism in a gold Buick with a large dent in one side, police say.

 

"That made it pretty easy to recognize," English said. 

 

Always use a nondescript car for drunken shenanigans so you don't get caught.

Of course they should also be beaten with a large stick for drinking and driving, property damage aside.

 

 

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Although comical looking, you'd think SUV driver @ 0:25 would have done something more proactive like ramming the shooter's car door, trapping him instead of reversing away.

 

 

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Oregon jail inmates drunk on hand sanitizer escape work crew on ATV, deputies say

 

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/11/oregon_jail_inmates_drunk_on_h.html

 

It's not clear from the sheriff's office how much hand sanitizer Turre and McCallister drank nor if the other two inmates drank any. The amount of alcohol in hand sanitizer ranges from 45 percent to 95 percent, according to the American Association of Poison Control Centers. Wine has 10 percent to 15 percent alcohol, and beer contains 5 to 10 percent.

 

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The deputy in charge of supervising the inmates noticed McCallister and Turre were missing around 11:25 a.m. and saw the gate had been forced open. Someone later called 911 and reported seeing the duo speeding in the area on the ATV and riding in circles, the sheriff's office said. 

 

 

 

 

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Two Minneapolis police officers placed on leave after racist Christmas tree display

 

http://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-officer-will-be-fired-over-racist-christmas-tree-decorations/501646051/

 

Longtime civil rights activist Ron Edwards called the Fourth Precinct tree decorations — a Newport cigarette pack, a can of Steel Reserve malt liquor, police tape, a bag of Takis and a cup from Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen — a “wink wink” to racist stereotypes.

 

 

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Seattle man who claimed to have killed brother 'thought he was a lizard'

https://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/Charge-Seattle-man-who-claimed-to-have-killed-13520882.php

 

"I thought he was a lizard," Wolfe reportedly told the 911 call taker. "I stabbed him in the head."

 

Buckey Wolfe called 911 about 6:40 p.m., claiming he had just killed his brother, according to the incident report. He rambled to the 911 call taker, making comments such as "Kill me, kill me, I can't live in this reality," and "God told me he was a lizard."

 

"I hate myself more than you know," one post read, which prosecutors date Jan. 3. "I'm going to spend eternity in the worst part of hell. ... Get all the reptiles so this never happens again to ANYONE!!!!!!!!!"

 

"What ever you do DON'T JOIN THEM it leads to death of the most meaningless kind, they are reptilians our ancestors called them demons they have worm-life parasites that grows in them that they can transfer your consciousness into."

 

 

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I'm confused. So there was a black guy... being arrested by white cops with guns... and he complied with police orders... and wasn't shot dead for sport?

 

I thought this was America!

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And meanwhile in Seattle's Snowpocalypse...

 

https://www.thenewstribune.com/news/state/washington/article226125595.html

 

A woman was arrested in Seattle on Sunday night after video caught her driving into a group of people having a snowball fight, according to police.

 

 

Police performed a field sobriety test on the woman and discovered she was under the influence of marijuana, KIRO reports.

 

Wieser’s video shows that after the woman drove toward the crowd, she got out of her car — not at all dressed for the weather — and ran toward people outside. She was apparently angry that a snowball had been tossed into her vehicle.

 

 

 

 

 

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