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Getting naked causes earthquakes. Who knew?

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http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/06/06/death-toll-rises-to-13-after-quake-hits-malaysias-highest-peak.html

 

According to Maylasia's officials, the earthquake was caused by a bunch of people gettin' nekkid at the peak of the mountain and the mountain spirits got offended and an earthquake happened.

 

Sabah Deputy Chief Minister Joseph Pairin Kitingan blamed the tragedy on a group of 10 foreigners who “showed disrespect to the sacred mountain” by posing naked at the peak last week. He said a special ritual would be conducted later to “appease the mountain spirit.”

 

 

Seriously, how do these people make it that far in a modern day government? Such foolishness does indeed merit the full scorn of bolded comic sans.

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if they were dudes then their land was rightfully smited for producing a generation of gender bending hippie's

 

if they were chicks, and only chicks, their land was rightfully smited for producing a generation of inferior female specimen

 

if they were of both of the two genders, see the first sentence 

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