BlackTailDefense Doesn't Know Shit About Tank Design

[Bronezhilet]

Yes he is.

[Walter_Sobchak]

Wait... He is comparing the fact that the Arjun apparently has an exterior phone for infantry like it's fucking 1950 Korea and brushing off the fact that the US has - you know - radios and computers incorporated into a land warrior communication program showing users the location of friendliest and badguys which are simultaneously up linked to air, artillery and headquarters assets?

Abrams doesn't have a phone?  Hey blacktail, what the fuck is this then?

 

[Priory_of_Sion]

I particularly enjoy how each factor he grades has equal weight. 

[Bronezhilet]

Or the fact that he rates a manual transmission better than an automatic.

[Walter_Sobchak]

You know, he once compared the Abrams with the King Tiger and declared it a draw.

[Collimatrix]

Or the fact that he rates a manual transmission better than an automatic.

 

How would he rate chieftain's transmission?  It's got a manual gear selector, but the guts of an automatic?  Or what about various German designs which had manual transmission guts that are shifted automatically?

Or is there any indication that Blacktail knows that automatic and manual transmissions work completely differently?

[Khand-e]

I imagine the odds of him knowing are about the same odds of India actually developing a weapons systems that's both half decent and actually functional at the same time. (or, hell, even one of those.)

[Walter_Sobchak]

This thread is now the third google result for "Blacktaildefense," and fourth if you search "Blacktail defense."  Truly, my plan to harvest e-fame from lunatics with inflammatory forum postings is going well.  Soon, innocent people who just wanted to learn a thing or two about tanks will read my evil writ, and my plans can enter Phase Two.

 

 

We are moving on up!  According to a search I did today, this thread comes up second in google when looking for "Blacktail Defense" or "Blacktaildefense."  

 

Has anyone mentioned yet that Blacktaildefense makes his own furry porn? 

[Khand-e]

Yeah, well known that he does.

 

When he mentions he hasn't had what can laughably be called a "video" recently due to being busy, one can only wonder what twisted fucking shit he was doing that made him so busy.

[Priory_of_Sion]

Making Furry-on-M113 hot love. Duh

[LostCosmonaut]

welp, not even SH is safe from being linked to furry porn

[Khand-e]

Dare to Compare: Arjun vs Syrian Trebuchet.

[Donward]

Dear God...

 

If they should ever miniaturize a trebuchet and mount it in the back of a Toyota HiLux pickup...

 

Get our best man on this right now!

[Bronezhilet]

I blame y'all for getting me to Google Blacktaildefense:

 

http://blacktailfa.deviantart.com/art/The-Half-Crewed-Tank-Scam-210497447

 

+1 to whomever manages to read all that without getting brain damage.

[Toxn]

I blame y'all for getting me to Google Blacktaildefense:

 

http://blacktailfa.deviantart.com/art/The-Half-Crewed-Tank-Scam-210497447

 

+1 to whomever manages to read all that without getting brain damage.

I readf it ands I'm perfecatyly finye

[Walter_Sobchak]

I blame y'all for getting me to Google Blacktaildefense:

 

http://blacktailfa.deviantart.com/art/The-Half-Crewed-Tank-Scam-210497447

 

+1 to whomever manages to read all that without getting brain damage.

The best part is that he has put in so much effort to refute an article written in 1992.  

[Meplat]

I had to reread the opening post to this thread, to remember if BWD was as absolutely unabashedly and un-fucking-beliveably batshit as I remember.

 

I am posting to indicate that my memory is still clear on the matter. "Utterly Bonkers".

[T___A]

Has anyone mentioned yet that Blacktaildefense makes his own furry porn? 

 

Wow! Something else Wulfhound and BTD have in common.

[Donward]

There used to be a day when furry porn simply meant that it was from the 1970s. Now that has all changed...

[T___A]

The Internet was a mistake - US military

[Walter_Sobchak]

Slowly we are winning.  This thread is now the number two google result from searching "blacktail defense."

 

[Donward]

Blacktail Defense. Where having sex with 5 twos equals having sex with one solid 10.

[Walter_Sobchak]

Blacktail Defense. Where having sex with 5 twos equals having sex with one solid 10.  equals jerking off to furry porn.

Fixed that for you.

[Bronezhilet]

It seems we aren't the only ones taking a piss at BTD.

 

 

Joint project between Giganaut heavy industries and Blacktail Defense to create the perfect american APC for tomorrow's warfare. to replace ALL equipment of american military, air land and sea! even the infantry's grenades!

introducing the  M1 ABRAMS APC! 
here are the key points:
- it can carry alot of personnel! (eat your heart out M114! )
- has tracks and wheel system! (best of both worlds for heavy load carrying and fast turning!)
- it has F-35 wings! so you know it DOES go fast!
- Osprey engines! (MORE FASTER!) 
- MURICA CAMO! (so only TRUE PATROITS can see where the tanks are hidden!) 
- equipped with deployable growlers! (one on the back deck and one spare duct taped to the food trailer) and tactical segways!
- it breaks its speed record of 45 mp/h! 
- proven during the gulf wear so it is a good IFV/APC/TONK so it will replace all the shermans in service!
- driven by underpaid and disgruntled postal workers!
- it has WMD detection scanners! (another acronym would be o.i.l. which means Obviously Illegal Lemons)

[StrelaCarbon]

We all know Sparks is fond of advocating for continued upgrading of our M113s. I spotted this youtube comment the other day of an Iraq veteran giving his perspective on the matter: