Walter_Sobchak Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 If I where a Jedi, I would practice using the force to activate the "off" switch on my opponents light saber. Belesarius and Sturgeon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 If I where a Jedi, I would practice using the force to activate the "off" switch on my opponents light saber. I'd have to be a gray jedi or Sith. I'd be all about the practical jokes if I could use the force. I'd also wanna force choke a few people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 You know that Kylo Ren Force Chokes himself when he masturbates thinking about Captain Phasma. Tied 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Using the force for autoerotic asphyxiation would certainly make it a lot safer. I figure Kylo is on more of a 'what would granddad be into?' trip. Which means sexy sandpeople or bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Using the force for autoerotic asphyxiation would certainly make it a lot safer. I figure Kylo is on more of a 'what would granddad be into?' trip. Which means sexy sandpeople or bust. No, it clearly means Kylo's into Grandma. Which makes Star Wars soooo much more Wagneresque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tied Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 No, it clearly means Kylo's into Grandma. Which makes Star Wars soooo much more Wagneresque. Since we've already presented the ring cycle theory of Star Wars, this is probably canon in at least George's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 I died: http://imgur.com/gallery/MZNJ5EK Belesarius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted February 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 These are wonderful: http://mamalaz.tumblr.com/tagged/modern-solo-adventures Belesarius, LostCosmonaut and Waffentrager 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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