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    Scolopax reacted to Belesarius in Aerospace Pictures and Art Thread   
    Whaaaaat?
     

     
    Yes, indeed, that is an AIM-4G coming off the rails of an F-15.
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    Scolopax reacted to EnsignExpendable in An Homage To Men's Pulp Magazines   
    That seems pretty easy to update for modern audiences.
     

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    Scolopax reacted to Walter_Sobchak in What the Hell is the Point of Interleaved Road Wheels?   
    I hate to be a pedant, but there is a difference between interleaved wheels such as the suspension on the Tiger I and overlapping wheels such as the Tiger II.  
     
    Here is the interleaved roadwheels of the Tiger I.  Notice how the wheels don't just overlap, they actually surround each other on both sides.
     

     
     
    This is different from the image in the OP which is for a Tiger II.  The Tiger II wheels overlap, but they are not interleaved.
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    Scolopax reacted to Ulric in The Kerbal Space Program Total Sperg Zone   
    Hey, why did you launch that rocket into a retrograde orbit?
     

     
    What the hell are those for.....
     

     
    Sorry folks, space is now closed.
     

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    Scolopax got a reaction from Jeeps_Guns_Tanks in I Learned Something Today   
    Today I learned that the entire crew of the destroyer USS William D. Porter was arrested after a live torpedo was accidentally fired at the USS Iowa, which conveniently enough was carrying President Roosevelt on his way to Cairo and Tehran.
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    Scolopax got a reaction from Vanagandr in Snakes! The Best Squamates   
    Relevant
     

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    Scolopax got a reaction from SuperComrade in WoT v WT effort-thread   
    Believe this is it:
     

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    Scolopax reacted to LostCosmonaut in General PC games master race thread. Everything about games. EVERYTHING.   
    Damn it, who let reddit get a space program?
     

    Yes, it is.
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    Scolopax got a reaction from Donward in I Learned Something Today   
    Today I learned that the entire crew of the destroyer USS William D. Porter was arrested after a live torpedo was accidentally fired at the USS Iowa, which conveniently enough was carrying President Roosevelt on his way to Cairo and Tehran.
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    Scolopax reacted to Bronezhilet in General AFV Thread   
    (DAF 328 dressed up as a Centurion)
     














     
     
     
     
     
    Fun fact: If you see a Centurion Mk 5/2 driving around during a training with the turret/gun in the transport lock, it means the electrical turret traverse is broken.
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    Scolopax reacted to Bronezhilet in General AFV Thread   
    I hope you guys like the Centurion, because I'm in the process of downloading a few hundred Centurion photos.
     






















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    Scolopax reacted to Bronezhilet in General AFV Thread   
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    Scolopax reacted to ApplesauceBandit in 2016 Presidential Election Thread Archive   
    I'm linking the actual video that's from, since it's about 50 times better than the gif that showed up on imgur
     

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    Scolopax reacted to Walter_Sobchak in StuG III Thread (and also other German vehicles I guess)   
    Unfortunately there was some more to the interview that got lost.  Mostly pertaining to his other book on horses and the German Army.  My favorite comment he made was that he originally wanted to call the book something like "Stuck in the mud and knee deep in horse shit", but the publisher was not so keen on that idea.
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    Scolopax reacted to Collimatrix in 2016 Presidential Election Thread Archive   
    Crazy anti-virus firewall guy shouldn't be president, he should be a saint:
     

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    Scolopax got a reaction from LoooSeR in Syrian conflict.   
    I am innocent of any and all crimes.
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    Scolopax got a reaction from Sturgeon in Random Nuclear Stuff   
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    Scolopax reacted to Sturgeon in 2016 Presidential Election Thread Archive   
    The world is so crazy right now that it's only Donald fucking Trump that talks a sane foreign policy:




    I greatly dislike the guy, so I feel like I live in an alternate universe right now. 
    So here are the points he talks about in that video that I've been squawking about for ages:

    1. The US acts like a fucking schizophrenic to its allies and enemies, alike. One day we're you're friend, the next we've left you high and dry.
     
    2. US military power is scattered and unfocused, making it too costly to do simple things like bomb a bunch of goatfucking ISIS fighters to ash.
     
    3. US home security is weak and subject to political whims, including the political fashions of the day.

    4. US military security is poor, our enemies find us very predictable.
     
    5. The US without question allows our allies to totally piggyback on our defense, without even meeting the minimum requirements of our agreements.
     
    6. The US is obviously desperate to reach meaningless accords with nations like Iran, which means we can never strike a truly landmark deal.
     
    7. The US nuclear arsenal is decaying and rotten and desperately in need of upgrade. 
     
    8. The US lets China and Russia walk all over them for no reason. Trade with China's great, but we're hemorrhaging industrial capital to China and other countries.
     
    9. US military equipment (Trump uses B-52s as an example) is old and worn out and must be replaced.

    10. President Obama does not have respect internationally. Probably because he gave the Queen of England a goddamn iPod.
     
    11. The VA is broken and must be fixed.
     
    12. American foreign policy must be based on American interests.
     
    13. The US needs to promote stability in the Middle East, not radical change for democracy.
     
    14. The US needs to improve relations with Russia from a position of strength.
     
    15. The US needs to balance its trade with China to improve its positioning with the PRC.
     
     
     
    Don't mistake me, here. I really don't trust Trump, and I definitely don't like the guy. But holy shit, why is he the only candidate talking smart about this stuff?

    It's sort of like Bernie Sanders, he's the only candidate that talks at all about the college crisis. We live in a ridiculous time, absolutely crazy.
     
    So, think about all these things the next time you wonder why anyone would vote for Trump. He simply has no competition on a lot of these issues!
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    Scolopax reacted to Sturgeon in Ancient Forests   
    Another good one from Lindy, making a new thread for just this topic:

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    Scolopax got a reaction from Sturgeon in The Whirlybird Thread   
    Also, fire fighting Mi-6PZh2

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    Scolopax reacted to Belesarius in The Sovereign Citizen Movement   
    http://patch.com/oregon/portland/oregon-standoff-latest-ammon-bundy-s-lawyers-say-charges-should-be-dropped-because-feds-dont-own?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
     
    Edit: And a somewhat amusing 'cast of characters' about our Yeehawdi asshole crew.
     
    Here you go folks, your cast of characters, with a few new additions!

    Sean Anderson: The rather obese gentleman who was one of the last four holdouts. Damaged several sites sacred to the local Paiute tribe with heavy construction equipment as part of their bizarre claim that they were legally entitled to the land because they were "improving it" while the government allegedly neglected it.

    Ammon Bundy: Son of deadbeat rancher Cliven "Let me tell you about the Negro" Bundy. Neither a rancher nor an Oregonian. Tax deadbeat. The awful, oppressive evil government gave him a low-interest small business federal loan, when the private sector told him to shove his shiatty credit rating up his ass sideways.

    Ryan Bundy: The guy with the facial paralysis. Brother of Ammon. Neither a rancher nor an Oregonian. Proudly homeschools his kids with a science curriculum that teaches Geocentrism. Despite being somewhat well off, lives in a filthy hovel that he believes he has no responsibility to maintain, because, I quote, "zoning laws are Communist." Lengthy arrest record in Utah, yet kept getting incredibly light slaps on the wrist as a repeat offender. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with being a conservative Mormon good ol' boy, amirite folks?

    Brian "Booda" Cavalier: Claimed to be a former U.S. Marine Scout/Sniper, with service in Iraq and Afghanistan. No military service whatsoever. An ex-con with a lengthy record, with felony convictions barring him from legally owning firearms. He's the doofus in the "Major League Sniper" hat. Allegedly left the site after his made-up military service offended the other guys with made-up military service, but later returned.

    Shawna Cox: One of the few women arrested for their involvement. Filed a lawsuit against the federal government for, "damages from the works of the devil in excess $666,666,666,666.66" when she was released from custody.

    Blaine Cooper: Claimed to be a U.S. Marine veteran. Signed up for the Marines under the Delayed Entry Program, never reported to USMC boot camp. Usually strutting around in Army Multi-Cam. His wife is also allegedly at the site. Has a rap sheet a mile long, and cannot legally possess firearms. That's not his original name. He legally changed it. If it sounds familiar, it's Jesse Ventura's character's name from Predator.

    Bruce Doucette:  Owner of a computer repair shop in Denver and self-appointed "U.S. Superior Court Judge."  He announced he would form a Committee of Public Safety (people who have studied the French Revolution, enjoy your facepalm) to pick "citizen grand juries" to arrest, try, and execute anyone who interfered with the Bundy Militia.

    Duane Ehmer : Became involved in the militia movement when his felony conviction barred him from legally possessing firearms.

    LaVoy Finicum: Huh, an actual rancher. His "income" (his words) was running a foster kid orphanage out of his house and collecting over $110,000 annually from a government-financed charity. This capitalist libertarian hero was most likely using his foster kids as government-funded ranch hands, and still couldn't turn a profit. Was previously see hiding under a blue tarp. He was shot and killed by the Oregon State Police after running a roadblock then confronting Oregon State Police troopers and repeatedly reaching for a 9mm in his jacket.

    David Fry:Neo-Nazi and ISIS supporter, he likes both over their shared hatred of Jews. On-site communications and social media officer. He was the last to surrender, on the conditions that the United States government agree to stop making mutant super-soldiers.

    Kelly Gneiting: The dude strutting around in a diaper challenging Gov. Chris Christie to a sumo wrestling match. This passionate defender of the United States Constitution is part of a militia whose endgame is to overthrow the government and establish a Mormon theocracy.

    Captain Moroni:Won't give his real name. Named after a figure in Mormon scripture. Based on his ridiculous choice in camouflage patterns and the fact he's wearing a hot climate boonie hat in January (he eventually put a knit cap on, then put the boonie hat back on OVER it), I doubt he's actually been in the military.

    Joe "Captain O" O'Shaugnessy: Claims to be a captain in some Arizona militia. Allegedly fled the site after stealing their donation jar to go get drunk at a local motel.

    Ryan Payne: Claimed to be a former Army Ranger. Actually served in U.S. Army with two deployments to Iraq. But was never a Ranger. Never attended (much less graduated) from Ranger School, and was never assigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment, even in a support role. Amended this to being part of a Secret Squirrel unit for the XVIII Airborne Corps. Always writes it as "18," despite the Army is very specific that Corps-level units use Roman numerals. He believes slavery is a myth perpetuated by the liberal media to slander white Southerners, and numerous anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.

    Jason Patrick: Skipped out on bail for making terrorist threats against various law enforcement officials in Georgia. Part of his bail was not to possess firearms. He was photographed at the site openly carrying weapons.

    Maureen Peltier:Their Facebook Communications Officer who is not actually at the site. She claims to be a current member of the Washington State National Guard, but has not attended drill since 2014. This anti-government warrior is currently appealing her pending discharge to score a full disability retirement. She is also a "person of interest" in the theft of explosives from her battalion's armory, after one of her anti-government buddies in their guard battalion tried to sell stolen explosives to an undercover ATF agent.  Her fellow Dildonians may have recently turned on her, believing her to be a government mole.

    Jon Ritzheimer: Actual U.S. Marine Corps veteran. Served in Iraq with a Motor Transportation Company as a truck driver. Claims to have seen extensive combat, yet never earned a Combat Action Ribbon. Says he was kicked out of the USMC Reserve for having "excessive tattoos." At the time of his discharge, the USMC tattoo policy did not prohibit excessive tattoos, only those that were racist or showed solidarity with extremist hate groups. He is financially supported by his government disability check and his wife's job. Star of the I AM ANGRY ABOUT THE DILDO video. He was identified as the person who spotted a local Burns woman wearing a BoLM shirt, and threatened to kill her and burn her house down with her family. She later reported vehicles with out-of-state plates repeatedly driving past her house.

    Peter Santilli: Claimed to be a "journalist" covering the occupation and exempt from any criminal charges. Swore he'd never be taken alive. This tough guy also threatened a local teenage Burns, Oregon girl because she stated she was afraid of the militia, so he called her a liar and a whore for the feds.  Surrendered to police with no resistance.

    Joseph Arthur Stetson:Arrested for DUI en route to the site. Claimed to be a retired U.S. Army Special Forces colonel, whose records were personally sealed by President Reagan. None of the math adds up on his age, alleged rank and claimed military service with Reagan's term in office. At least one conviction for domestic violence, for vandalizing his ex-wife's trailer. He was armed with a pellet gun, and reportedly upset that his domestic violence convictions legally banned him from owning real guns (notice a theme here?).

    Neil Wampler:Became involved with the militia movement because he was outraged that he is no longer legally allowed to own firearms, over the minor issue of being convicted of murdering his own father. When asked how they felt about having a convicted murderer in their militia, the Bundy brothers and LaVoy Finicum claimed to have never heard of him, and deny he's at the site. Yes, there are photographs of him wandering around the site.


    BONUS ROUND!

    Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore: "Negotiated" the final surrender. Another proud, independent government hater who would starve to death without her monthly government check. She runs a questionable medical practice out of her home that has billed Medicare for over $6 million dollars, and currently refusing to cooperate with a fraud investigation. Owes the IRS over a million dollars in back taxes. Believes cancer is a "fungus" and can be cured by drinking baking soda mixed with Listerine, or some shiat. Is a gun-nut who doesn't seem to know much about guns, since she threatened to fill any Syrian refugees housed in Nevada with "brass" (not lead. Brass is usually used to make the harmless shell casings). Financed her own ridiculous Mary Sue movie about a chubby housewife who moves from rural Nevada to L.A. and becomes an overnight pop sensation, starring herself and That Guy From The TV Version of Alien Nation.

    Franklin Graham: Son of pastor Billy Graham, who was also involved in the negotiations of the final surrender. Took time out from making Tweets chiding black people getting shot by the police for not following police instructions to the letter, to praise the militia members defiance of the FBI and the Oregon State Police.

    Washington state Rep. Graham Hunt: A passionate supporter of the militia and has personally visited them at the site, former member of Ted Cruz's Washington election campaign. Claims to have seen extensive combat on multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, and claims to have been wounded in combat at least twice. His records show he deployed once for six months to a base in Saudi Arabia hundreds of miles safely away from the Iraq border, was never wounded, and never saw combat. He can't remember the names of the units he supposedly deployed with, and his version has his Arizona Air National Guard squadron unrealistically deploying something like five times in seven years. He also posted a digitally altered photograph which he claims depicted him just narrowly surviving a mortar attack in 2005. It is actually two soldiers from an Ohio National Guard Military Police Company who just witnessed several Iraqi children severely wounded by a bomb blast in 2003. Their Army insignia was 'shopped out and replaced with Air Force insignia. Multiple people, including other Marines and Airmen, have said he flat-out stated he was a decorated Marine infantryman. He later claimed that his fellow veterans "misunderstood him," and are just too damn stupid to understand he was part of a joint USAF-USMC task force. He can't remember the name of this supposed task force, either. He also been seen at biker rallies wearing leather cuts emblazoned with Army Special Forces patches. He finally resigned after stalling saying the usual phony veteran, "my dog ate my military records..which were like, totally classified anyway." song and dance. Still insists THE TRUTH IS STILL OUT THERE.

    Washington state Rep. Matt Shea: Similar deal as Hunt. Gun nut who wrote an open-carry bill riddled with fake quotes about gun ownership falsely attributed to the Founding Fathers, using incredibly obvious anachronistic language. Was arrested for pulling a gun on another motorist during a road rage incident, and it turns out this responsible gun owner's CCW permit was also expired. Several members of his National Guard unit came forward and said on their deployment, their battalion commander ordered him to surrender his weapon, due to concerns about his mental state and constant reckless handling of firearms.
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