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Pay attention to Hillary's feet.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtQVIcxq82E

 

Holy shit that doesn't look good. She's being held up before the van even arrives. I don't understand the "overheating" bit. If I were to come up with a response, I'd chalk it up to being overcome by emotion by the ceremony. But I guess everyone knows how silly that would sound in Hillary's case.

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I've been wondering for awhile what would happen if a presidential candidate dropped out/died/became incapacitated after the Convention but before the Election. And while I've noticed most of the coverage has been wishful thinking about this occurring to Trump - ha - most of what I've seen is that each respective party will make up shit as they go along. If it were the Republicans, I guess they would either reconvene the delegates at their Convention or else hold a meeting of the respective state party chairs (three from each state) and they'd hammer out a solution.

 

I have zero idea what the Democrats would do officially. 

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I've been wondering for awhile what would happen if a presidential candidate dropped out/died/became incapacitated after the Convention but before the Election. And while I've noticed most of the coverage has been wishful thinking about this occurring to Trump - ha - most of what I've seen is that each respective party will make up shit as they go along. If it were the Republicans, I guess they would either reconvene the delegates at their Convention or else hold a meeting of the respective state party chairs (three from each state) and they'd hammer out a solution.

 

I have zero idea what the Democrats would do officially. 

The one time when Bernie might actually win.

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Hillary's health is fine :^)

 

He's in the youtube link, but this big black guy that's always following her around seems to be working as her emergency doctor dude.  I hear people say he tends to carry what looks like a diazepam injector gadget, but I've not bothered to see if that's the case.  If you pay attention, the guy is close by her in most of her appearances. 

 

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Must've locked her knees, fucking amateur.

 

(Whenever there was a parade/ceremony thing at USAFA in warm weather the medics would always take bets on how many people would pass out / collapse. Think the record was 9.)

 

My mom's knees are toast after 40 years of being a hairdresser then a hotel banquet manager. She's taken advantage of free room policies at the hotel on nights where she just couldn't take walking out to her car and driving home. 

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Today Donald Trump was seen eating at Five Guys, which has become associated with the white supremacist movement.

"I think the Neo-Nazis out there are going to see that and go, hey, he's one of us, we should vote for him, see, he's eating a greasy pile of slop at Five Guys just like us."

Dozens of bored angry Twitter users took to the social media pages of Five Guys to denounce the burger chain as a hub of racism and white supremacism. "We think that behavior like this is completely unacceptable for a national fast casual chain of restaurants. Allowing white supremacists to like your food, or indeed even touching anything a racist has ever touched, has no place in modern society."

We reached out to the spokesperson for Vans Shoes, who just last week came under scrutiny after a member of the hacker website 8chan was found posting "i luv vans shoes also trump2016 heil hitler" to Twitter with the company's hashtag. He told us that the company is relieved that they are no longer in the social media spotlight, and said "we condemn any white supremacist hashtags and think that Vans 501s have no place on the feet of intolerant bigots."

Donald Trump responded to allegations of racism on Twitter, writing "PROUD to have eaten at Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Thanks for helping MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

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This just in: That guy's not a medical professional either.

Which is why it has been awesome that Hillary Clinton and her campaign team have been so open and forthright these past several months concerning her health while providing concise and timely information to the press and American people regarding the subject.

 

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Nah. Fuck that. Let's blame the Alt-Right instead.

 

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I suppose sending her a get well basket of deplorables is right out of the question?

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This just in: That guy's not a medical professional either.

 

I think you're dismissing what the guy is saying unduly. Note that most of his comments have to do with the conduct of the agents being odd (but professional and commendable), indicating that something long-term and strange is going on.

He doesn't make any medical statements other than that the explanations we've been given are suspect (and they are).

 

It is very revealing that, whatever is wrong with her, she is being treated by her own private medical specialists in secret and, judging by the ballet-like reaction by her detail, they have dealt with this before.

 

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