Priory_of_Sion Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 It came to my attention in Unstart's Gagarin thread that Yuri is deified as a trickster god in some Sci-Fi novel that I don't really care enough about to read. Anyways, now I am interested into creating my own polytheistic religion incorporating historical figures into gods. Who should be deified and for what? I have already decided that William Tecusmeh Sherman is the God of Fire in my belief system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthetenth Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Sherman is basically Magran from Pillars of Eternity. Fire, improvement and rebirth. Marcus Agrippa for loyalty. Wallenstein for the Ares style "bad war". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Sherman should of course be a demon in another religion.Better chuck in some random people, like Eddie Murphy as the God of Husbandry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted April 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Bo Jackson is my God of Athleticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 The great god Thomas Midgely: god of terrible but personally profitable fuck-ups. And also politics, plumbing and infomercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Norman Borlaug as god of fertility and agriculture. My personal religion has him returning to the earth to drive out the hippy, cleanse the anti-GMO, return the sacred funds of research and double yeilds on all major food crops. LostCosmonaut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 No. Billy Mays is God of Infomercials! Heretic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 This is the Council of Nicaea on the religion of SH, there are no heretics. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Hwang Woo-suk as one of the nine forms of the great demon of hubris and scientific fraud. The ninth form shall, according to our texts, be revealed upon the start of the great battle of the holy unified theory. There it shall decieve many of the righteous and lead them astray, before being slain by a particularly well-written article in a peer-reviewed journal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxn Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 No. Billy Mays is God of Infomercials! Heretic! Perhaps the God of Infomercials exists in the form of an unholy trinity? Technical Father, asvertiser Son and credulous Spirit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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