Belesarius Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/06/06/death-toll-rises-to-13-after-quake-hits-malaysias-highest-peak.html According to Maylasia's officials, the earthquake was caused by a bunch of people gettin' nekkid at the peak of the mountain and the mountain spirits got offended and an earthquake happened. Sabah Deputy Chief Minister Joseph Pairin Kitingan blamed the tragedy on a group of 10 foreigners who “showed disrespect to the sacred mountain” by posing naked at the peak last week. He said a special ritual would be conducted later to “appease the mountain spirit.” Seriously, how do these people make it that far in a modern day government? Such foolishness does indeed merit the full scorn of bolded comic sans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 To be fair. Are there pictures of the foreigners getting naked? Were these the sort who make frequent appearances at All-you-can-Eat buffets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted June 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 Mountain climbers. So in reasonable shape from the one semi-clothed pic I saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 So the mountain climbers must have been fat shaming the over-weight mountain gods by showing off their splendid physiques. Now we get to the heart of the problem! Jeeps_Guns_Tanks and Mogensthegreat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Those who forget their historical documents are doomed to repeat them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tied Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 if they were dudes then their land was rightfully smited for producing a generation of gender bending hippie's if they were chicks, and only chicks, their land was rightfully smited for producing a generation of inferior female specimen if they were of both of the two genders, see the first sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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