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Fahrenheit Is The Superior Temperature Scale


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Following on the below thoroughly off-topic discussion from the dino thread:

 

If you gotta stick your face in a rotting corpse to get sustenance, do you really want to try and save some for later?  I mean the smell alone... 30 degree heat, rotting flesh.

 

While many vultures are naked-faced, some are not. Lammergeiers, for example.

My point is that all of these things are excuses to not EMBRACE THE FLUFFY.

Also, lol "30 degrees". I'm sitting here wondering "what, 30 degrees? That's like, winter temps... OH CELSIUS".

 

Embrace metric and be saved, heathen!

 

I'll never join the Dark Side of temperature measurement! I am a Fahrenheit, like my father before me, and his father, but probably not his father, who most likely measured temperature in some arcane and banal measurement like mmHg or something!

 

Dark side? Bitch please, your system is called Imperial.

 

 

Now, once and for all, I will avenge my ancestors by linking to an article proving the superiority of The Dark Side Fahrenheit! Search your feelings, metric-users, you know it to be true!

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