Priory_of_Sion Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 I wonder how many Nazi Manbears got killed in the war? Not enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 Not enough? Clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted April 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Looks like the bears are waking up early again in Alaska. http://www.adn.com/article/20160408/warm-winter-means-early-awakening-alaska-bears What this meant last year was that the locals and natives simply shot and disposed of all the nuisance bears before all the cannery workers and fishermen from the Lower 48 showed up. Unlike the rest of the country, Washington state has had not only Spring weather but 70 degree plus summertime weather. So I imagine the little black bears are beginning to wake up and will begin terrorizing the local neighborhoods and destroying the garbage cans of all the yuppies and computer programmers who have moved out to the suburb and semi-rural areas. Jeeps_Guns_Tanks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Looks like the bears are waking up early again in Alaska. http://www.adn.com/article/20160408/warm-winter-means-early-awakening-alaska-bears What this meant last year was that the locals and natives simply shot and disposed of all the nuisance bears before all the cannery workers and fishermen from the Lower 48 showed up. Unlike the rest of the country, Washington state has had not only Spring weather but 70 degree plus summertime weather. So I imagine the little black bears are beginning to wake up and will begin terrorizing the local neighborhoods and destroying the garbage cans of all the yuppies and computer programmers who have moved out to the suburb and semi-rural areas. We had a 90 here on Wednesday! I don't think Marin county has bears, but the fucking mosquitos are out in force, some big bastards too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Jeeps_Guns_Tanks, Sturgeon, LoooSeR and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 The Finnish army is no match for one bear: http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2016060621686205_uu.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted June 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR!!! Look both ways before crossing traffic and then GOOOOOOOO!!! Brown Bear Stops Traffic on Glenn Highway (Why this made "news" in Anchorage I have no idea other than it's kind of a cool photo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 How to improve your chances of not getting et alive while in bear country. http://www.adn.com/alaska-life/we-alaskans/2016/07/31/boosting-your-odds-in-bear-country/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Hope someone wore the brown pants. As Nate has said many times, the best handgun is the one you will carry, and shot placement is key. Thoughts on the ammo choice? https://www.americanhunter.org/articles/2016/8/10/alaska-outfitter-defends-fishermen-from-raging-grizzly-with-9mm-pistol/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Brown bears aren't bullet proof and just like every being doesn't like pain. What the gent said about shot placement is vital and he had the presence to be able to land multiple rounds in the bruin's chest cavity where it probably bled out internally. With that said, the bear looks smallish and is probably a 3 or 4 year old. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khand-e Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Brown bears aren't bullet proof and just like every being doesn't like pain. What the gent said about shot placement is vital and he had the presence to be able to land multiple rounds in the bruin's chest cavity where it probably bled out internally. With that said, the bear looks smallish and is probably a 3 or 4 year old. Well done! "Buffalo Bore, we load 9x19mm so strong it kills charging Kodiak Bears! Buy our ammo today!" The marketing writes itself, they never even needed me to shill for them! Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Yep. There are lots of anecdotes. I have a buddy who lives in Fairbanks that I love having around during fishing since I know if anything goes wrong, it'll happen to him. He's had numerous run ins with brown bears up there. Once a bear was in his yard - a little two or three year old - and his dog which is half Akita/half some weird Canadian bear murdering hound lived up to its breeding and flat out mudered this stupid brown bear. He had a hard time convincing the ADF&G warden the veracity of the story. So now his dog thinks it can kick any brown bear's ass. The next time it tries it with a big sow. Except - oops - the dog realizes it can't win the fight and retreats into his cabin when he opens the door. The bears is of course ten feet behind. Since he was going squirrel hunting - my friend eats squirrel - he only had his Heritage .22 revolver which he emptied gunfighter fashion into the bear's face. It didn't kill it but scared her off. So sometime goes by and the same shit occurs and his dog picks a fight it can't win. But this time he has his Ruger Blackhawk .44 Magnum with the HaHa Joker length hog leg barrel. My friend cooly take aim at the bear's head and fires, whereupon the bullet ricocheted off the Bruin's skull. After THAT incident he did the only logical thing. No, he didn't shoot his dog. He bought a 45-70 revolver... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 At that point I'd want a .45-70 Gatling gun... Belesarius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Get a PTRD obrez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bear-attack-port-coquitlam-1.3720253 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 What to do when you are attacked by a bear and you only have a knife: Remain calm and stand still. Stab the bear repeatedly until you die. You'll still die, but you can try to beat the record for number of times the bear was stabbed, the current record is 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR DAY-GLO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collimatrix Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Bathed in the blood of hippies. Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Don... BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR!!! Sturgeon and T___A 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 When I was up on the South Naknek beach I happened to run into Brock7142. Or at least something that I mistook for as our resident cyber warfare expert... If anyone ever asks if a bear shits in the woods? My experience is usually no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Donward Posted September 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Misleading Online Profile Leads To Date With BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR. https://www.bearmageddonnews.com/2016/09/02/misleading-online-dating-profile-leads-to-date-with-bear/ (Hattip Bearmageddon News Network) Vanagandr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanagandr Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 That is a good website AdmiralTheisman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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