The Hippie Hate Thread

[LostCosmonaut]

To get this thread back on track from extreme shitposting, the inflight magazine on Delta today was the worst kind of hipster bullshit (not hippies, but close enough). There was a 12 page article about the Hamilton musical, a bunch of tripe about people "discovering" what it was like to live in a small town and open a restaurant with "simple" cuisine (protip: if your dish has five or more spices and a honey glaze on it it's not "the simplest food you can imagine" unless you're a raging moron) that probably costs $30+ a plate. And to top if it all of, an article about sustainable living, and on the facing page, "fashion suggestions" including a $450 hat, $425 sunglasses, and $400 jeans with a whole in them.

 

Fuck you, inflight Delta magazine.

[Sturgeon]

I don't have to see that musical to know it's the stupidest, most self-indulgent thing of all time.

That one article told me so.

[Mogensthegreat]

Sidebar ads from a hippie site:

 

"Harnessing Energy Lines and Geocosmos in Ancient and Modern Quito"

"Alchemy and Generating Lifeforce —Global Temples Made in the Shape of Lingams: Shaivite Bull Cult Part II"

 

I came here for info about kurgans and this is what I find?

[Sgt.Squarehead]

That picture of Glastonbury Tor in the last ad is truly cringeworthy.....Pretty sure the C of E wouldn't appreciate having their architectural heritage described as a 'bunch of bull-cocks' by some unwashed vegan pothead either.