Mogensthegreat

I'm lame, I buy my bows from the store.

Fun fact: The Inquisition at its height killed people at a lower rate than the State of Texas.

They should have an international, 'Hunt Hippies week'. No bag or caliber limit. Bonus points for creative kills. 

Heh heh heh, Tits 
 
I cry everytime 

The last few centimetres of a metre-long projectile don't do much to change its penetration. Colour me amazed.
Also: a golden opportunity for testing stone arrowheads against small, yappy dogs was missed.

Done, all conflicts solved forever.

Fortunately Sweden has expended its national energies on creating pop bands.

The Norse were interesting in general, not just their American settlements. 
 
The Sandhavn settlement looks like it actually had co-habitation between Thule and Norse groups. 
 
Supposedly there was a blonde Inuit(s) that were supposedly linked some sort of Norse DNA, but the tests came back negative. 

Oh yeah, I can see Gwar doing a really superb live show.
 
Out of respect for the next artist's litigious tendencies towards youtube videos, I will not be posting any audio/visual material.
 
In the 1970s there was a terrible threat to civilization and apple pie and freedom and life itself.  No, I'm not talking about punk rock or disco or Jimmy Carter's presidency, although those were all terrible mistakes.  I am of course referring to that great rainbow scourge, the gays.
 
The 1969 Stonewall riots began the campaign of gay imperialism.  Things that had been safely heterosexual suddenly, overnight, became gay.  The color purple.  The word "gay."  Song and dance numbers.  Nazi uniforms.  Tight pants.  Dressing well.  Reading books.
 
By the end of the decade, only men with disgusting walrus mustaches, poor personal hygiene and no words in their vocabulary over four syllables long were safely straight, and the gays were coming for the mustaches too.  Breeders were in retreat, and given that the gays had claimed grooming as part of their lebensraum, attracting a mate was getting pretty difficult.  The entire globe would be partitioned between celibate, culture-less morlocks and an expanding army of flouncing, hard-bodied interior decorators.  This is how the world ends; not with a bang, but a... a sound that is like a whimper, but gayer.
 
But then in the 1980s, God stopped the gays in their tracks.  The Moral Majority interpreted AIDS as God's judgment against the gays, but you shouldn't listen to them because they're retarded.  God's instrument against the gays in the 1980s was Prince.
 
Yes; Prince, who's early hits included "1999" and "Little Red Corvette," was in fact the defender of heterosexuality who allowed the next generation to be born (that generation would turn out to be the Millennials, but that's hardly his fault).  Yes, the man wore a lot of purple and lace, which at first glance seems dubious, but you've got to understand that he was making those things straight again.  Yes; Prince was the leader of the heterosexual reconquista.  Let that sink in; without Prince, straight people would have been wiped out by the mid 1990's.
 
Yes, the guy is a weirdo and a vegan, but I think that's entirely permissible in light of the fact that he saved humanity from extinction.

I prefer this dude's. 
 
Because I'm sexist. 

Colli has to like The Pierces, because he is The Pierces. Both of them.
 
I do approve of their use of varying refrains, mindless masses who would be frustrated at having to memorize extra lyrics to sing along be damned.

Pope Francis said it was "confusing and blurry" and that "felt more like a reboot than a sequel"
 
Confirmed for liking star wars 7=heresy

The reason that Jar-Jar cannot be a Sith Lord is that there can only be two Sith lords at a time, a master to embody power, and an apprentice who craves it.

Not music, but Tied should see this:
 

 

 

Just a little bit of Lil' Brezhnev.
 

My favorite band is Murder By Death.  They are an "alt-country goth" band from Kentucky.