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I love my job
 
 
E, now that I'm at a keyboard: One of our local traffic was taking off around the time the Apache was engaging rotors and requested not to be shot down on takeoff. Apache pilot radioed the unicom after leaving the pattern, said something like 'strongly recommend military traffic fuel here', and went on for like 30 seconds about how great our airport was. Basically everyone being super professional on the comms

Pro tip do not search youtube for 'dekken'; it is not the same thing

Wonder Woman
   The Wonder Woman is next DC depressing movie about superheroes. This movie sets itself appart from Marvels movie by having unusual twist - superheroes in this film are actually a bad guys! In this universe Superman, Wonder woman and other powerful superheroes came to conclusion that they will never be able to save humanity, as main danger for it is humanity itself! Which led many of them to decide to establish super-dictatorship on humans, with very strict order, eugenics and genetical modification of human brains and bodies to make them obedient and futile.

Superman in the film established his forces of mass-produced replica soldiers using alien tech to defeat humanity. Replicas were made out of Supermans fanboys using a lot of genetic enhancement
 
   Civil war between superheroes ended in favor of dictatorship-backers and now humanity is in deep trouble, as it will be transformed into slaves of some aliens and other strange humans wearing wacky colorful tight suits.
 

 

Scene where Batman was found by Superman's Fanboys/Replica troopers in his hideout in Iraqi deserts
 

 

Second model of Replica troopers were made with wings for fast clearing operations in remote places, this action scene is happening in early part of the movie
 

Superman attacks last position of joint human forces in Northen America. Too much CGI with quick-cut editing makes this scene hard to follow
 
   After defeated humans in America obey to their new oppressors, other parts of world became aware of a superheroes plague that will overrun the whole world with their laser-firing eyes, tight suits and stupid actions scenes, living no place for real humans to live and breathe. Supervillians started to get into Europe and Africa, and this is where we meet our "hero" (actually a main antagonist) - Wonder woman, who lead supervillians attack on Euroasian continent.

Gal Gadot as Wonder woman, scene takes places in ruins somewhere in France.
 

 

A scene where Wonder Woman blows up some humans, to show that she is now a villian
 
   Authors of scenario of this movie have more interesting twists - according to flashbacks of one of characters in the movie, Russian president, Soviet communists are still alive and working hard on creating means of establishing communism somewhere in deep Siberian undeground bunkers.
 

 
   They are creating a robot workforce that will make communist paradise a reality. Russian president contacts them via special bot in Kremlin's undeground facilities to coordinate their actions to clear the Earth from Superheroes plague.

"Contactbot" that helps to speak with Siberian communists
 

Red Square as portrayed in Wonder Woman.
 

Robot guarding one of FSB building in Moscow
 
   Communists proposal of using mass-producable drones to fight with Superman's Replicas and special robots to defeat each supervillian is supported by all sides and all military factories switch to production of combat robots.
 

Commie Battle droids march on Red Square before being sended to Eastern Europe to fight Replicas and superheroes that invaded European country
 

   In few short scenes movie shows us how Replica forces were defeated by commie robots, and now wonder woman is hiding from steel machines that want nothing but her being dead.
 

Communist robots hunting down main tight suit wearing super villian, defended by group of Replicas 
 

   In last scene of the movie Siberian robots managed to cut wonderwoman from her escape and now they are assaulting building, where she tried to hide. 
 

 

 

 

 

 
   Wonder woman was quickly killed upon her being spotted by robots, as no amount of armored bikinies can stop bullets. Movie ends with a Commie robot shown fighting in US, hinting future movie about death of Superman. It is like those movie makers wanted to say that only Commies can clean America from superheroes invasion!
 

 

   

Recent political violence isn't isolated to the left
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_Giffords
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/26/us/portland-train-stabbing/index.html
Pretending that your own party is incapable of doing stupid things and refusing to address the stupid things your own party does is one of the reasons we have these particular problems

I love my job
 
 
E, now that I'm at a keyboard: One of our local traffic was taking off around the time the Apache was engaging rotors and requested not to be shot down on takeoff. Apache pilot radioed the unicom after leaving the pattern, said something like 'strongly recommend military traffic fuel here', and went on for like 30 seconds about how great our airport was. Basically everyone being super professional on the comms

I love my job
 
 
E, now that I'm at a keyboard: One of our local traffic was taking off around the time the Apache was engaging rotors and requested not to be shot down on takeoff. Apache pilot radioed the unicom after leaving the pattern, said something like 'strongly recommend military traffic fuel here', and went on for like 30 seconds about how great our airport was. Basically everyone being super professional on the comms

I love my job
 
 
E, now that I'm at a keyboard: One of our local traffic was taking off around the time the Apache was engaging rotors and requested not to be shot down on takeoff. Apache pilot radioed the unicom after leaving the pattern, said something like 'strongly recommend military traffic fuel here', and went on for like 30 seconds about how great our airport was. Basically everyone being super professional on the comms

This is why I love Tripwire

This is why I love Tripwire

Baaaayyyer PiaNNOOOOOO!.
 
http://www.fox9.com/news/258615126-story?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content
 

Exactly what someone who is trying to pretend they're joking would say
 
I think I've mentioned it here before, but I'm in favor of the panther party method of politics. You have a group of elected representatives, as we have now, and a pit full of really hungry panthers. When politicians screw the pooch in a verifiably hard way, they go in the panther pit, discouraging others from abuse and fuckery

I want this to be good but I know better than to believe it will be

I enjoyed the movie, but can I say that I'm getting real sick of that apparently obligatory Marvel scene where the movie suspends anything that's actually happening so that all the characters can jump onto center stage and pose together in case the audience has forgotten about any of the characters in the last thirty seconds

I enjoyed the movie, but can I say that I'm getting real sick of that apparently obligatory Marvel scene where the movie suspends anything that's actually happening so that all the characters can jump onto center stage and pose together in case the audience has forgotten about any of the characters in the last thirty seconds

Yes, it is different movie here, in Russia.
   Main plot is about group of young communists (Komsomoltsy) fighting against planet Ego - a representation of capitalism and egoism of the West. Movie shows alternative universe where main hero is Yuri Gagarin that did not managed to land on Earth and his ship went into deep space where he was found by aliens. All 80-s pop music was changed to Soviet music from 60s. Rocket is Enot, Gamora is Nadya, Drax became Putin that flyed into space after beint hit with nuke during his battle with Hillariwi Al-Clintoni and Yondu is old communist alien, that was seduced by the Capitalism side but joins komsomoltsy and sacrifices himself for ideas of Lenin and Stalin.    

A friend kept a snapping turtle in his yard for pest control. It apparently had several cats and at least four raccoons to its name.

A friend kept a snapping turtle in his yard for pest control. It apparently had several cats and at least four raccoons to its name.

A friend kept a snapping turtle in his yard for pest control. It apparently had several cats and at least four raccoons to its name.

I want this to be good but I know better than to believe it will be

I want this to be good but I know better than to believe it will be

I want this to be good but I know better than to believe it will be

Some Photos of Gripen E production
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

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