Donward Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Per the Alaska Daily News. Woman thanks bear for not eating kayak. Bear then eats kayak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 At least a bear did us the favor of eating that Brock guy. Jeeps_Guns_Tanks, T___A and Sturgeon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Per the Alaska Daily News. Woman thanks bear for not eating kayak. Bear then eats kayak. They were making fun of that broad on the morning radio show I like to listen too. I LOLed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Just deal with it like we do in Mother Russia. LeuCeaMia and SuperComrade 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 To be fair, the bear didn't eat the kayak and then the broad sprayed him. At which point he must have been "Fuck this bitch and her annoying voice" and proceeded to do what all bears do and that's destroy shit for no good reason. One of the favorite things the bears love to do where we fish is to chew on rubber buoys. I don't know why but it must be some pleasant tactile sensation. They also chew on four-wheeler seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Per the Alaska Daily News. Woman thanks bear for not eating kayak. Bear then eats kayak. Good lord, I couldn't watch the whole thing, her voice was too annoying. Why is that lady filming the whole thing if she is so upset about the damn bear eating her kayak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Good lord, I couldn't watch the whole thing, her voice was too annoying. Why is that lady filming the whole thing if she is so upset about the damn bear eating her kayak? Because BAAAEEEEYEEEERR!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR NOOOO!!! Is an excellent analogy for US/Russian relations in the past seven years or so. LoooSeR, Sturgeon, T___A and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCosmonaut Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I once had a friend who was almost mauled by a bear (not Brock). He escaped through laziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR NOOOO!!! Is an excellent analogy for US/Russian relations in the past seventy years or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T___A Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR NOOOO!!! Is an excellent analogy for US European/Russian relations in the past seven years three centuries or so. EnsignExpendable and SuperComrade 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Meanwhile, a state park in Colorado shut down because too many people were trying to take selfies with the bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperComrade Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 http://xtremeidaho.com/hunter-escapes-attack-by-shoving-arm-down-bears-throat/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted October 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Humanity strikes back against the great bear menace. Although in this case, the humans are Floridians. Florida is close to allowing black bear hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnsignExpendable Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 That's racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted October 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 So BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR NOOOO!!! girl has released a statement about the Bear Eats Kayak YouTube video. http://www.adn.com/article/20151013/woman-who-pepper-sprayed-bear-viral-video-speaks-out Maley thought she might email the video to the manufacturer of her kayak, Delta. But the video was too big, so, using the wireless Internet at the Wrangell library, she uploaded the video to YouTube and shared the link on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted October 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Meanwhile, in Mother Russia. LoooSeR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Humans Floridians: 295 Black bears: 0 Florida calls off controversial black bear hunt, the first in two decades, after the quota of black bears was harvested in only two days. http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2015/10/24/double-bear-quota-killed-panhandle-region/74569154/ As my wife assures me having lived there for a decade and a half, Florida still has good ol' boys and rednecks and hasn't been overrun yet by retired New Yorkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted November 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Drought Drives Bears Into California Town In Search Of Food Renowned Expert Donward Hopes They Can Cull The Population of Surplus Hippies, Yuppies and Artists From the article. Chas Haws' eyes bugged out as he recalled his surprise coming face to face with a bear before dawn as he walked to Antoinette's Coffee and Goodies shop along the main road one day. He carefully stepped back as the bear reared up and then walked away. "He didn't care about me at all," Haws said. "I didn't smell like a muffin — yet." Quiet nights are interrupted by air horns, banging on pots or a gunshot to scare off creatures known to forage 20 hours a day as they prepare for long winter naps. But some wonder if those shots are innocent. "I'm upset and sad, and I just question, 'Why?'" said Kathleen McCleary, who noted a sense of outrage in some circles. "I don't see any reason to be shooting them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperComrade Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 http://www.featureshoot.com/2016/02/when-giant-teddy-bears-roamed-the-streets-of-nazi-germany/ Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Nazi furries are the worst. Mogensthegreat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCosmonaut Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Nazi furries are the worst. I think those are actually a thing on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperComrade Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 They are. As are Commie Furs. And Christian Furs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted April 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 BAAAEEEYYYEEERRR NEEEIIINNN!!! Jeeps_Guns_Tanks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 I wonder how many Nazi Manbears got killed in the war? And did they take their bear suit to the front with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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