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On the topic of movies, does anyone have a guess at what the film that is to come out in 2018 is supposed to be about?

 

 

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If it is anything like how Hollywood does things, it will be a mini-prequel.

 

Now if it wants to be awesome, it will show Darth Vader's early years of enslaving Wookies and hunting down Jedi while retroactively fixing the three prequels by saying "Yeah, most of this shit didn't happen the way that has been portrayed but we're too busy to explain why" and "Hayden who?", nah man, nah, Darth Vader has always been voiced by James Earl Jones and we need to make this movie fast while he's still alive.

 

That's if it wants to be cool and awesome.

 

 

I hope it's not the inevitable pandering Boba Fett movie. That bitch is being digested in the Sarlacc forever, EU be damned.

 

High five!!!

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If it is anything like how Hollywood does things, it will be a mini-prequel.

 

Now if it wants to be awesome, it will show Darth Vader's early years of enslaving Wookies and hunting down Jedi while retroactively fixing the three prequels by saying "Yeah, most of this shit didn't happen the way that has been portrayed but we're too busy to explain why" and "Hayden who?", nah man, nah, Darth Vader has always been voiced by James Earl Jones and we need to make this movie fast while he's still alive.

 

That's if it wants to be cool and awesome.

 

 
 

High five!!!

Oh fuck. I have until 30 seconds ago, not read anything about Rogue Won. 

 

It is a Star Wars mini-prequel. 

 

Because that's how Hollywood operates...

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Nah. Since Rogue Won is a one-off set between the prequels and the original Star Wars, the 2018 movie has to be a one-off set between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens

 

The answer?

 

A gritty reboot of Ewoks: The Battle for Endor!!!

 

 

Yes. Yes that was Wilfred Brimley you saw.

 

And also the Principal Vernon from The Breakfast Club.

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Technically, it was a movie... Does that mean it's a part of the cinematic universe?

 

Nope, the only things canon are from whats listed (Graph doesnt include new content thats released the past months);

 

 

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... and AFAIK Battlefront II is also canon, you know, that 501st story. 

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spot-the-similarities.jpg

 

 

I'm taking it as this girl is supposed to be a MC of the Rogue One plot? She seems to be the center of the only Rogue One official shots. Looking at the glove similarity, possibly a Mandalorian?

 

Also, the guy in the background possibly Bigg Darklighter prior to his death at Yavin?

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Yeah, I never understood the Boba Fett fandom.

 

Every comic he shows up in always tends to turn out to be a classic, espically the series illustrated by Cam "based Scott" Kennedy and written by John Wagner really captures the gritty dark humor of star wars universe really well, if not being a little childish. Pickup one of these bad boys before they become 3 billion dollars on Amazon 

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