Scolopax Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Those Army Ducks are going too far this time. Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Ride the Ducks has killed more Americans in the last decade than Ebola, machine-guns and Killer bees combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 It should also be noted that the President of ChiCom Red China was in Seattle the last three days. Coincidence? Or Conspiracy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 So apparently the company that runs these duck boats is pretty notorious for being cheap bastards, and not willing to pay for a guy to talk while another drives the duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 The Ducks are also wider than the lanes on the Aurora Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 The Ducks also got blown out by something called a "Ute". Wait. Wrong duck. Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 They Live!!! Ride the Ducks are back on the streets of Seattle! Hide your foreign exchange students! Put away your personal handheld device! For no one is safe on the the roadways of the Emerald City! They know where you are! And the last thing you'll ever hear is the sound of tourists quacking on duck calls while an overworked and distracted driver/tour guide mangles basic facts of local history! http://mynorthwest.com/11/2892178/Ride-the-Ducks-vehicles-return-to-the-streets-of-Seattle Scolopax, Belesarius and LoooSeR 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 If we only knew then what we know now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scolopax Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 I happened across another ex-military vehicle which may menace the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Ride the Ducks lives! And it hungers for man flesh! http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/transportation/duck-crash/ A Ride the Ducks vehicle and a car crashed in Seattle’s Lower Queen Anne, the first reported collision involving one of the amphibious vehicles since September’s deadly collision on the Aurora Bridge. Police said the car, a red Toyota Camry, and the Ride the Ducks vehicle both tried making a left turn onto Fifth Avenue from separate lanes when they collided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Those who do not learn from history are doomed to be struck, run down and killed by Ride the Ducks. Woman driving scooter dies after being struck by duck boatThe duck boat Penelope Pru was stopped at a red light on Charles Street waiting to head up Beacon Hill with a load of tourists on board. Just ahead, also waiting to turn, was a motor scooter with two riders out to enjoy the crisp spring morning. It was a familiar Boston scene. Then the light, and everything, changed. “The duck boat just took off and actually went into the back of the people on the scooter,” said Graham Foster, recounting the scene that unfolded before him around 11:30 a.m. The scooter operator tried to accelerate, Foster said, but could not get out of the duck boat’s way in time. He said witnesses yelled at the duck boat operator and tried to alert him. “The [scooter] flipped on the side and the next thing you know [the duck boat] ran right over [the scooter],” Foster said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Revenge of the DUCKBOAT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khand-e Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 The DUKW now has a higher kill count then the Maus, The Panther II, the Lowe, and the E Series combined. What now shit Wehraboos? Duck Life. Jeeps_Guns_Tanks, T___A, Donward and 4 others 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 The Duck Boat strikes again! http://q13fox.com/2016/06/23/a-ducks-vehicle-involved-in-minor-crash-for-second-time-in-3-months-no-injuries-video/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Out of my cold, Dead, HANDS! Duck boats face increasing calls for improvements, bans http://www.myplainview.com/news/article/Duck-boats-face-increasing-calls-for-10945406.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 What? Are you implying that an 80 year old amphibious truck designed for wartime is not ideal for modern urban traffic situations? If it was good enough for our troops at Normandy, it should be good enough for our tourists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That’s Suspicious Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 I'm still finding new and weird threads, nonetheless poor thing Must be a lot of misinterpretation if someone say's "She was killed by a duck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 It continues. http://mynorthwest.com/578060/another-ride-the-ducks-crash-seattle/ Another incident with a Ride the Ducks vehicle over the weekend brings the total to three collisions since a 2015 fatal crash on the Aurora Bridge. On Sunday, March 19, a Ride the Ducks vehicle trapped a sedan under its front end while driving on Westlake Avenue. The 65-year-old driver of the sedan reported an injury to her hand. Witnesses to the incident report that the Duck vehicle moved into the lane with the sedan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeps_Guns_Tanks Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Probably some old hippy trying to destroy an old weapon of war! Damn hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 DUCKs don't care if you use caution or not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt.Squarehead Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 On 05/06/2015 at 7:48 PM, Donward said: You too can be a Ride the Ducks boat captain Reckon they're mostly recruiting lawyers right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Democratic Congresswoman caught playing Candy Crush during the State of the Union Address was not mercilessly run down by a homicidal Ride the Ducks amphibious truck. https://nypost.com/2018/02/01/democratic-congresswoman-caught-playing-candy-crush-during-state-of-the-union/ News at 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xlucine Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Duck amphib turns out not to be quite as amphib as they hoped, 17 dead https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44895391 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 RIP Seattle Ride the Ducks The WuFlu has avenged the deaths of all those Asian tourists you killed. https://mynorthwest.com/1766776/ride-the-ducks-seattle-shuts-doors/ Scolopax and Lord_James 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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