politics Post Election Thread: Democracy Dies In Darkness And You Can Help

[Jeeps_Guns_Tanks]

1 hour ago, Walter_Sobchak said:

I just want to say that I could not give a single fuck about the fact that the Donald eats his steak well done with Catsup, nor will that fact cost him a single vote with his core constituency.  Out here in the midwest people put that wretched condiment on everything.  Even omelettes.  Gross. 

YEEEEEES! Ketchup or catsup or whatever the hell you call it, is bar none, the worst condiment known to man, and to put it on steak or eggs is truly a crime against mankind.  

[Sturgeon]

Your Dear Leader eats his eggs over easy, with ketchup.

[Jeeps_Guns_Tanks]

Just now, Sturgeon said:

Your Dear Leader eats his eggs over easy, with ketchup.

 

 

Yeah, but you have a few other good qualities, I'm sure. 

[Belesarius]

1 minute ago, Sturgeon said:

Your Dear Leader eats his eggs over easy, with ketchup.

Sunny side up or scrambled, both with Ketchup usually.

That's one of the few places I use Ketchup.

 

[Sturgeon]

Ketchup on steak is ludicrous, though. Of course, steak well done is also ludicrous. Who does that?

I mean, besides your Dear Leader's Dear Leader...

[Jeeps_Guns_Tanks]

That's what tabasco sauce is for you heathen!

[Sturgeon]

3 minutes ago, Jeeps_Guns_Tanks said:

That's what tabasco sauce is for you heathen!

I don't put ketchup on steak! Jesus, I use A1 steak sauce or au jous. What do you take me for!?

[SergeantMatt]

1 minute ago, Sturgeon said:

 au jous.

That's the correct way, right there.

[T___A]

1 hour ago, SergeantMatt said:

The real question is whether Trump puts pineapple on pizza. If yes, impeach immediately.

Even worse 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anchovies 

[SergeantMatt]

Just now, T___A said:

Even worse 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anchovies 

Eh... Not a big fan of anchovies but they're, at most, heterodox. Pineapple is outright heresy.

[Belesarius]

Because I'm Canuckistani, rather than A1, I like HP Sauce on steak, or a bit of garlic butter left to melt over the top, and lots of fresh cracked pepper.

Flaked pepper is an abomination from the deepest hells and anyone who uses it should be purged with fire and sword.

 

[Donward]

I eat my eggs with ketchup.

And Canadian bacon with pineapple is not a bad pizza topping.

And there is only one correct way to eat grapefruit!

[Walter_Sobchak]

Just now, Donward said:

I eat my eggs with ketchup.

And Canadian bacon with pineapple is not a bad pizza topping.

And there is only one correct way to eat grapefruit!

Donward, you are wrong concerning eggs with ketchup but right about pineapple on pizza.  Pineapple and ham on pizza is a legitimate sub-species of the greater pizza family.  

[SergeantMatt]

2 minutes ago, Walter_Sobchak said:

Donward, you are wrong concerning eggs with ketchup but right about pineapple on pizza.  Pineapple and ham on pizza is a legitimate sub-species of the greater pizza family.  

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to put pineapple on pizza. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and give you great pizza, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. “The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him.” (Pizzaronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

[Donward]

30 minutes ago, Walter_Sobchak said:

Donward, you are wrong concerning eggs with ketchup but right about pineapple on pizza.  Pineapple and ham on pizza is a legitimate sub-species of the greater pizza family.  

To be fair, the only eggs I put ketchup on are scrambled. And sometimes omelettes depending upon their quality.

Fried eggs shall be done so the egg is runny and no condiments placed upon. That way buttered toast or English muffins slathered in melted butter can be used to sop up the runny egg yolk.

[Priory_of_Sion]

Just now, Donward said:

To be fair, the only eggs I put scrambled on are scrambled

Same

[Walter_Sobchak]

Of course, if we were to follow scripture, we would not have pork sausage on our pizza either.  Also, what about mixing dairy and meat?  That sure ain't cool according to the old testament.  

 

Small Asian child, please present the pressing theological question of our time...

 

 

 

[Donward]

Since we're on the subject...

 

And at the 20 second mark, you will see pineapples on that New York pizza!

[Walter_Sobchak]

 

2 minutes ago, Donward said:

Since we're on the subject...

 

And at the 20 second mark, you will see pineapples on that New York pizza!

This ad is a lie,  We all know the Donald eats his pizza with a fork.

[T___A]

This commercial has aged like fine wine.

[Jeeps_Guns_Tanks]

Hollandaise sauce is the best egg condiment. 

[T___A]

3 minutes ago, Walter_Sobchak said:

This ad is a lie,  We all know the Donald eats his pizza with a fork.

Trump also doesn't eat pizza crust which makes him a reprobate degenerate.

[Walter_Sobchak]

The best breakfast condiment is sausage gravy.  It makes everything better.

[Donward]

1 minute ago, T___A said:

Trump doesn't eat pizza crust which makes him a reprobate degenerate.

 

[T___A]

That is fake news.