Collimatrix Posted March 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Oh yeah, I can see Gwar doing a really superb live show. Out of respect for the next artist's litigious tendencies towards youtube videos, I will not be posting any audio/visual material. In the 1970s there was a terrible threat to civilization and apple pie and freedom and life itself. No, I'm not talking about punk rock or disco or Jimmy Carter's presidency, although those were all terrible mistakes. I am of course referring to that great rainbow scourge, the gays. The 1969 Stonewall riots began the campaign of gay imperialism. Things that had been safely heterosexual suddenly, overnight, became gay. The color purple. The word "gay." Song and dance numbers. Nazi uniforms. Tight pants. Dressing well. Reading books. By the end of the decade, only men with disgusting walrus mustaches, poor personal hygiene and no words in their vocabulary over four syllables long were safely straight, and the gays were coming for the mustaches too. Breeders were in retreat, and given that the gays had claimed grooming as part of their lebensraum, attracting a mate was getting pretty difficult. The entire globe would be partitioned between celibate, culture-less morlocks and an expanding army of flouncing, hard-bodied interior decorators. This is how the world ends; not with a bang, but a... a sound that is like a whimper, but gayer. But then in the 1980s, God stopped the gays in their tracks. The Moral Majority interpreted AIDS as God's judgment against the gays, but you shouldn't listen to them because they're retarded. God's instrument against the gays in the 1980s was Prince. Yes; Prince, who's early hits included "1999" and "Little Red Corvette," was in fact the defender of heterosexuality who allowed the next generation to be born (that generation would turn out to be the Millennials, but that's hardly his fault). Yes, the man wore a lot of purple and lace, which at first glance seems dubious, but you've got to understand that he was making those things straight again. Yes; Prince was the leader of the heterosexual reconquista. Let that sink in; without Prince, straight people would have been wiped out by the mid 1990's. Yes, the guy is a weirdo and a vegan, but I think that's entirely permissible in light of the fact that he saved humanity from extinction. Mogensthegreat, Scolopax, Sturgeon and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Oh yeah, I can see Gwar doing a really superb live show. Out of respect for the next artist's litigious tendencies towards youtube videos, I will not be posting any audio/visual material. In the 1970s there was a terrible threat to civilization and apple pie and freedom and life itself. No, I'm not talking about punk rock or disco or Jimmy Carter's presidency, although those were all terrible mistakes. I am of course referring to that great rainbow scourge, the gays. The 1969 Stonewall riots began the campaign of gay imperialism. Things that had been safely heterosexual suddenly, overnight, became gay. The color purple. The word "gay." Song and dance numbers. Nazi uniforms. Tight pants. Dressing well. Reading books. By the end of the decade, only men with disgusting walrus mustaches, poor personal hygiene and poor words in their vocabulary over four syllables long were safely straight, and the gays were coming for the mustaches too. Breeders were in retreat, and given that the gays had claimed grooming as part of their lebensraum, attracting a mate was getting pretty difficult. The entire globe would be partitioned between celibate, culture-less morlocks and an expanding army of flouncing, hard-bodied interior decorators. This is how the world ends; not with a bang, but a... a sound that is like a whimper, but gayer. But then in the 1980s, God stopped the gays in their tracks. The Moral Majority interpreted AIDS as God's judgment against the gays, but you shouldn't listen to them because they're retarded. God's instrument against the gays in the 1980s was Prince. Yes; Prince, who's early hits included "1999" and "Little Red Corvette," was in fact the defender of heterosexuality who allowed the next generation to be born (that generation would turn out to be the Millennials, but that's hardly his fault). Yes, the man wore a lot of purple and lace, which at first glance seems dubious, but you've got to understand that he was making those things straight again. Yes; Prince was the leader of the heterosexual reconquista. Let that sink in; without Prince, straight people would have been wiped out by the mid 1990's. Yes, the guy is a weirdo and a vegan, but I think that's entirely permissible in light of the fact that he saved humanity from extinction. I think this almost rivals your fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthetenth Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Colli, I think you mean not with a whimper but a simper. Otherwise top notch. I will never forgive Prince my existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I look forward to the day when Rap dies/has become completely appropriated by suburban white kids and the glory that is Funk is reborn. Sgt.Squarehead and Sturgeon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Sturgeon, have you listened to the new album yet? I got my copy in the mail last week, pretty blue vinyl. Missed this post somehow. Yes, I have listened to the new album. Not as good as the last one, but it does have this great track: MBD still has an evolving style. One of these days, I'm gonna wake up and they're not going to be in a genre I like anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I wonder if Arnold Schoenberg ever felt bad for doing what he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xthetenth Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 MBD still has an evolving style. One of these days, I'm gonna wake up and they're not going to be in a genre I like anymore. Hah, one day I wasn't paying attention and Kaizers Orchestra (the band this avatar comes from) swung into a lot of hip-hop sounding stuff, which isn't really my cup of turpentine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 It was the third of September. That day I will always remember. Cause that was the day my daddy died. Yes my children. There was a day not so long ago that African American artists knew how to harmonize while combining a complex array of horns, keyboard, a driving bass beat, and guitar while ironically keeping the whole song in B flat minor. All without the aid of Auto-Tune or sampling a more talented artist's work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Dude, I never thought about rap much before, but you make a compelling case for it being a distraction from the True Calling of the Soul Brothah.As a resident of truly racially harmonious East-east-Texas, Louisiana, I approve of this line of thinking. Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter_Sobchak Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? A: Put it in the oven until its bill withers. Donward 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Good music that receives radio play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxroiTRg7Tg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89VoXz4_uMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCosmonaut Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 This came on the radio today; And something related for Collimatrix; Belesarius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostCosmonaut Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I think I posted some Juno Reactor before, but that doesn't mean I can't post them again; LoooSeR, Sturgeon and Sgt.Squarehead 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 I always upvo-GOD IS GOD LostCosmonaut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 It's like splitting the difference between Avril Lavigne and Avenged Sevenfold. If that sounds terrible to you, it does to me, too. But for some reason it holds up. At least I think it does. I like it, but I want to hate it. It sounds like the sort of band created because his little girl wanted to be a Real Rocker, and daddy can't say "no", so he got all his musically inclined friends together and they get to suffer along in return for a fat paycheck. Enjoy the Taylor Momsen show. Or don't: Belesarius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedipus Wreckx-n-Effect Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Girl looks in need of a tan and a hug. I can provide at least one of those. Hope she brought sun screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturgeon Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 And, we're done! Belesarius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 It's like splitting the difference between Avril Lavigne and Avenged Sevenfold. If that sounds terrible to you, it does to me, too. But for some reason it holds up. At least I think it does. I like it, but I want to hate it. It sounds like the sort of band created because his little girl wanted to be a Real Rocker, and daddy can't say "no", so he got all his musically inclined friends together and they get to suffer along in return for a fat paycheck. Enjoy the Taylor Momsen show. Or don't: I like her voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedipus Wreckx-n-Effect Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 I prefer this dude's. Because I'm sexist. Mogensthegreat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 When there are only 60 views on Youtube you know you've gone obscure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 This video is not available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priory_of_Sion Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 This video is not available. Plays for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belesarius Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Probably region locked. They like to make a lot of stuff not playable for us Canucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Probably region locked. They like to make a lot of stuff not playable for us Canucks. YouTube probably feels you can't be trusted because of all that maple syrup you guys chug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donward Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 It has been brought to my attention that this thread doesn't have enough music from The Captain and Tennille. Henry Kissinger was a big fan apparently... Watching a masterful musician like The Captain work is always inspiring to this Seattleite who also enjoys coffee in the morning. As we can see, it is clear why The Captain got first billing in the duo. And yes, it's the hat. In conclusion, The Captain is someone every member of the male species should look up to, emulate and admire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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